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A Dancer Demonstrates Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself in Florida
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Huh. Weird day in court
Judge: *smirks* “I’ll allow it.”
The scales of Justice were tilted this day.
If it fits you must acquit.
She won btw
Well that probably raised the judge’s hammer
Me as a lawyer: “I don’t know your honor. Underwear positioning is never stagnant. Perhaps the defendant could jump around a little while in this position to prove her statement.”
Stenographer like “how the fuck do I transcribe this?”
Also obligatory Hung Jury joke
This might be the most Florida picture I’ve ever seen
Judge: Excuse me while I make a motion in the court.
Ma’am you are here for a traffic violation, for the last time stop doing that
– Judge
Badgering the witness?
Even if she did who the fuck goes to a strip club, gets shown a little extra on accident(maybe), and then calls fucking cops?
Judge says to himself, “I’ll be the judge of that, proceed with the exhibit.”
This happened in the 80s
Around 82-84, iirc
But the underwear *was* small enough to expose herself in South Dakota. Day in court still pending.
Sometimes, life mimics a WKUK sketch
[Based on a true story.](https://youtu.be/FkLAbrjNOvc)
Judge: “Oh wait, I realize now I *have* met the defendant before…”
Sicko judge.
Justice may be blind, but this judge still wanted to see.
Judge: enhance image!
What a weird time to be alive
So, was the verdict *discharged*?
Defendant: “Your honor, if it pleases the court…”
The Court: “Oh it DOES.”
The stenographer though.
Court Reporter – **wondering how to transcribe awkward courtroom noises**
All rise!
“I’m gonna need to see this done in my chambers, bailiff please escort misses Skyla back asap”
Judge: I’ll allow it
*Law & Order* was pretty good for episodes ripped from today’s headlines, but they dropped the ball on this one.
“Mam’, this is a Wendy’s.”
But did he tip her?
The stenographer’s expression: “men…”
For Patricia was the best stripper in town
“All those years of law school are finally paying off.” ~ Judge David Demers.
Judge’s wife: “How was work today, hon?”
“Ma’am, you’re here for a speeding ticket”
So it turned out they were legal briefs?
Ma’am, the court finds the briefs you have filed support your claim. Case dismissed.