Half-way through the jug: <smash cut> “hey youtube, just taking a quick break to tell you about todays sponsor: Livings Dairy. Its milk for people. Buy some Livings Dairy. It’s got milk… and calcium, which is normally in milk. It also tastes like milk. Don’t forget to use code ‘JUGTHUG’ for a 5% discount!”
filmmaker David Lynch has a youtube channel which is basically a parody of this. Everyday he reads the weather forecast out loud and pulls a random number out of a hat. when I say every day I mean every fucking day since at least 2020
*”Nobody wins in the dairy challenge”*
*”This is Kenny Rogers Jackass Goodnight!”*
Isn’t this impossible?
If he could really do that I’d subscribe…
Basically the muckbang gang…
Ahem, you mean *influencer*
At least it’s milk and not bleach or tide pods
Why do youtubers alwqys scream in their videos, someone explain that to me
Randy is the royalty of the content creators.
GOMAD = Gallon Of Milk A Day
Do not do this. You can get hyponatremia and die.
When you have no real skills in life
If you think content like this isn’t entertaining, I’d like to introduce you to Matt Stonie.
Half-way through the jug: <smash cut> “hey youtube, just taking a quick break to tell you about todays sponsor: Livings Dairy. Its milk for people. Buy some Livings Dairy. It’s got milk… and calcium, which is normally in milk. It also tastes like milk. Don’t forget to use code ‘JUGTHUG’ for a 5% discount!”
Chug that jug chug that jug!
I absolutely hate lankybox but my step daughters love them
My stomach hurts just thinking about that.
Not enough projectile vomiting, unrealistic
Look up Chuck from the Bronx eats a ghost pepper.
Can barely contain myself just thinking about it.
This should be on r/technicallythetruth
Randy is more useful than a Kardashian.
Dumb fucks like these make decent and genuinely talented content creators look bad.
Don’t trust someone that needs to justify their job.
You forgot the Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship that lasts half the video.
a) Didn’t say i was a **good** content creator
or
b) “You are the worst content creator i’ve ever heard of” “but you have heard of me”
His bones are indestructible
Still better than reacting to random stuff videos.
Hey that’s my boy Randy
I read the “I am a content creator” part in my head like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons
filmmaker David Lynch has a youtube channel which is basically a parody of this. Everyday he reads the weather forecast out loud and pulls a random number out of a hat. when I say every day I mean every fucking day since at least 2020