I respect how the cat sleeps through it all no problem…. and some said it was not realistic b/c of the cat not auto-seeking the free heat…. it’s summer, bitches, and cats don’t need no extra heat when it be 90 in your appt b/c the shit landlord with the funky maintenance repair staff leaves you to swelter in the h e a t. And fuck those neighbors, anyway….
To be fair, the neighbors have to listen to him yelling some shit about Shari’s Berries and ZIP…..Recruitah like twice a week while Nia and the kids are trying to sleep.
My upstairs neighbor has loud, like porn level ridiculous moaning from him and him alone every night, bed is shaking and sure he is having sex, but not used to the guy being so loud regularly, not even gay porn is this obnoxious with male moaning.
Was in a cheap hotel (thin walls), and the couple on the other side were knocking it out for an impressive amount of time. They paused for a moment, and I yelled: “FINISH HER!!!”.
A while back when I was an in the Air Force we got a call about a potential domestic violence situation happing in real time. We responded with multiple police units as well as an ambulance. We get there and sure enough we hear screams, so we make immediate entry into the house. Turns out they were just super into BDSM and didn’t realize they left a window open.
Why complain? It’s free porn.
The most unrealistic thing about this comic is the cat not seeking free heat.
visit your neightbour, when she alone in home
Get the drills ready. We are going to war
A war of decibels that is
Why not join them?
Time for a wank
After one very loud session by my neighbors, I applauded and cheered. They laughed. It was quieter after that.
The feels!
My old neighbor was a loud sex haver. She’s also worked 3rd shift, so she’s be having loud sex at, like, 2 or 3 in the afternoon
I’d try and build a relationship with them and get a hole cut in the wall so we can give each other snacks and stuff.
I mean, the cat is there /s
The sleeping alone on half the bed with your pet on the other half hits too close to home.
noise complaint. or start being etty by leaving smelly things on your yard with fans that blow it towards them.
construct a giant radio anttenne is a fun one, in certain states thats legal, even in HOA’s
I respect how the cat sleeps through it all no problem…. and some said it was not realistic b/c of the cat not auto-seeking the free heat…. it’s summer, bitches, and cats don’t need no extra heat when it be 90 in your appt b/c the shit landlord with the funky maintenance repair staff leaves you to swelter in the h e a t. And fuck those neighbors, anyway….
The response is to yell back, “can you be even louder, I’m losing subscribers here”
Rubbing it in seems to be the point.
I can hear three different units living their best lives.
To be fair, the neighbors have to listen to him yelling some shit about Shari’s Berries and ZIP…..Recruitah like twice a week while Nia and the kids are trying to sleep.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Who got that good D?
I got that good D!
This isn’t funny?
Anyone who makes fun of this or thinks this is funny has not had this happen to them. It’s a horrible feeling!
Fuck the cat louder to assert dominance
Just tell YES!!!
Plot twist: neighbours are role playing their fantasy partners, and the wife’s fantasy is the neighbour 😂
It’d be hilarious if the neighbors start calling out your name during sex
At that point I’m knocking on the door and asking if they need a 3rd player lol
My upstairs neighbor has loud, like porn level ridiculous moaning from him and him alone every night, bed is shaking and sure he is having sex, but not used to the guy being so loud regularly, not even gay porn is this obnoxious with male moaning.
Well there is the cat if he’s missing out
Wow. That’s uhhh. That’s really bad.
Sounds more like the neighbor having sex is Mr. Rodgers. “Hi, neighbor!”
After “oh ya!”
I read everything in a Midwest accent
Was in a cheap hotel (thin walls), and the couple on the other side were knocking it out for an impressive amount of time. They paused for a moment, and I yelled: “FINISH HER!!!”.
I heard them laughing SOOOO hard.
Just move in, room still undecorated. Whisper from the nieghbor is echoed loudly.
Turn on some music, please.
I heard my neighbor do a cowboy *yip* the other day and it made me giggle.
Reminds me of that Key & Peele skit, lmao. [Who got that good D, I got that good D, Huh Huh Huh! ](https://youtu.be/Nl_eJ-zdLrA)
A while back when I was an in the Air Force we got a call about a potential domestic violence situation happing in real time. We responded with multiple police units as well as an ambulance. We get there and sure enough we hear screams, so we make immediate entry into the house. Turns out they were just super into BDSM and didn’t realize they left a window open.
Kinda messed up ngl
Poor dude, feel bad