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I can’t handle even one crumb-like speck in my bed. My girlfriend will bring everything that’s on her feet in with her. I sleep ON TOP of whatever she sleeps under.
I had a roommate in college who would sit at my desk to eat his lunch. I would come home and find crumbs and shit all over my desk. For context it was a very small dorm room and his identical desk was 2.5 feet to the right. We had a pretty big falling out not long after
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I like how it’s illustrated without any emotion
A rational response
I can’t handle even one crumb-like speck in my bed. My girlfriend will bring everything that’s on her feet in with her. I sleep ON TOP of whatever she sleeps under.
Far too lenient of a response. He must suffer.
Not a jury in the land…
This escalated quickly and also appropriately.
My wife and I always get a two queen bed hotel room when we travel. You have your sleeping bed, and well, you have your eating bed.
Death is too quick and easy for such an offense
I’m not sure I should be worried that I love this kind of humor
Justifiable.
That’s a pretty crumby thing to do.
I did this in my younger days only with puke.
Edit: and minus the stabby part.
Damn crackers and ketchup.
Minus the stabbing, but this was very similar to a Sesame Street [bit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0gpqBCi7Q0&ab_channel=SesameStreet)
This is the way
I chortled.
I had a roommate in college who would sit at my desk to eat his lunch. I would come home and find crumbs and shit all over my desk. For context it was a very small dorm room and his identical desk was 2.5 feet to the right. We had a pretty big falling out not long after
It’s the best when you suck one in your mouth while asleep and wake up choking to death
In the 60’s we had a saying ” I wouldn’t kick her out for eating crackers in bed”…. Meaning she’s a keeper.
I have psoriasis. I make my own flakes daily. Not fun times…
Our dog used to take mouthfuls of dry food up to our bed to eat them.
And that’s why we don’t leave crumbs in the bed.
Twist ending.
I hate eating in bed.
Yo wtf
what kind of weirdo adults share a room with two beds since like the 50s or whatever
Are you a psychopath? Why is this a comic?
Does it bother anyone that the guy at the end has dark hair in bed but not when he enters lol
Panel 3 they both are blonde..panel 4 same blonde guy but now a brunette next to him?
You know what that means…