A girlfriend once came home from a walk and a bird had pooped on her. She says, “they says it’s good luck, right?” I say, “That’s just what they say to people to make them feel a little bit better after a bird shits on them.”
Honestly, have you ever walked by pigeons in NYC? They own Manhattan 😭 they will literally not move out of your way. In NYC you move for our lord and masters the pigeons, they don’t move for you.
What about the people you pooped on?
I heard this in James Earl Jones’s voice
“No shit!”
“what about that shadowy place”
“That is the subway, you must never go down there”
That’s Chicago right?
= so too much
This is my life philosophy.
Sounds like the homeless in San Fran…
A girlfriend once came home from a walk and a bird had pooped on her. She says, “they says it’s good luck, right?” I say, “That’s just what they say to people to make them feel a little bit better after a bird shits on them.”
pigeons are phantastic animals.
The common Russian politics
My son lives by this motto
It’s all about poospective
Also, Nursing home Aides.
What about the clean place over there
I’m a scat man! https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/w3xn7e/im_a_scat_man/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
They’re constantly expanding
There was a law that said the UK (or was it the USA) can claim any land, as long as they could find bird poop on it.
Why do pigeons fly upside down over New Jersey?
Poop radius included??! 🤪
It’s the only way to see it
Pinga
“Goodfeathers sit on Scorsese’s head….”
Peegeons.
So where is the king?👑
HBO Animals vibes
That’s what *I’ve* been going by anyway
Everything the light touches is our toilet
“E-Even the spiky bits?”
“**Especially** the spiky bits.”
Honestly, have you ever walked by pigeons in NYC? They own Manhattan 😭 they will literally not move out of your way. In NYC you move for our lord and masters the pigeons, they don’t move for you.
Except Scorsese statue
San Francisco?
Nothing is sacred when it comes to those flying rats.
Imagine war between two kingdoms: POOP WARS
Whatever gets dirty is collateral damage.
The pigeon’s definitely got the salute part nailed.
*The Bird Reich*
Birds arnt real
Let’s hope a hawk or eagle gets them.
Hilarious
there goes my hair
That’s why they poop on cars: it extends their kingdom to wherever the car goes.
How many of y’all saw this while popping?
Coming soon from Disney, The Pigeon King – The literal shitty version of the lion king.