*leans back, coughs* Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake. Look at this goddamn raptor bitch. **eyes widen** **continues looking at the clip without talking** **heavy breathing** **leans back. hand in front of mouth. coughs** Have you tried out spinal decompression? “I mean, not y-” It’s the fucking best man. I’ll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up. “Actually, I really need t-” Shit literally saved my back, man. I’ll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil. “Joe, I should really get g-” Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I’ll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald. My Jewish friend, Ari, read it and **brings the mic closer** every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change. i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster … *sudden white light* here we go **looks over at the screen** look at that … look at that yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jeeesus those things will tear you to shreds July 17, 2022 at 1:52 pm Reply
https://youtu.be/P6Iyg9fznvM if you haven’t seen it so worth it, he has his mannerisms down pat. He made it loop for 12 hours as a joke July 17, 2022 at 3:23 pm Reply
Dude if literally Jesus Christ made a podcast I’d listen to the fuck out of it July 17, 2022 at 6:13 pm Reply
*guitar playing And he says: play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul July 17, 2022 at 8:34 pm Reply
They stabbed you? Whoooaa that’s nuts dude… You ever seen a chimp? Crazy little fuckers. They’ll rip your dick off if you fuck with em. July 18, 2022 at 1:29 am Reply
“Canada is communist!” https://torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrity/canada-is-communist-joe-rogan-says-country-must-dump-justin-trudeau July 18, 2022 at 2:31 am Reply
Jesus: Yeah, I talked to God on that shit.
What a lightweight, Moses was in the desert for 40 years.
*leans back, coughs*
Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake.
Look at this goddamn raptor bitch.
**eyes widen**
**continues looking at the clip without talking**
**heavy breathing**
**leans back. hand in front of mouth. coughs**
Have you tried out spinal decompression?
“I mean, not y-”
It’s the fucking best man. I’ll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
“Actually, I really need t-”
Shit literally saved my back, man. I’ll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil.
“Joe, I should really get g-”
Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I’ll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald. My Jewish friend, Ari, read it and
**brings the mic closer**
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland-
jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster …
*sudden white light*
here we go
**looks over at the screen**
look at that … look at that
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jeeesus those things will tear you to shreds
So historically inaccurate, Joe is nowhere near that tall
https://youtu.be/P6Iyg9fznvM if you haven’t seen it so worth it, he has his mannerisms down pat. He made it loop for 12 hours as a joke
Ever see the video of chimpanzees with spears?
What’s dmt?
And that’s how I met the Super Devil.
Vouch.
god Joe Rogan is such a knuckledragger
Dude if literally Jesus Christ made a podcast I’d listen to the fuck out of it
Perfect joe rogaine
Hunger & dehydration will do that…
Upvote for the hands scars.
*guitar playing
And he says: play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul
Only if Joe was still like that…
Is that Joe Rogan?
Joe Underbite Have You Tried DMT Rogan
Jesus: yeah I took some dmt and I saw…. Myself
They stabbed you? Whoooaa that’s nuts dude… You ever seen a chimp? Crazy little fuckers. They’ll rip your dick off if you fuck with em.
“Canada is communist!”
https://torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrity/canada-is-communist-joe-rogan-says-country-must-dump-justin-trudeau
That’s just Joe and Duncan
So accurate
Rent free. 2022.
Make one with Hunter Biden now?