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My grandmother was paranoid that a cockroach my stepdad killed wasn’t actually dead, so they gave it a Viking funeral
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My grandmother was paranoid that a cockroach my stepdad killed wasn’t actually dead, so they gave it a Viking funeral
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When you respect life, you respect it *good*.
That cockroach has entered the Halls of Valhalla and drinks mead with Odin tonight!
Can you actually imagine that sight, absolutely fucking hilarious.
Them motherfuckers can be hard to kill tho
Meanwhile in Val Hala:
-How the fuck did we get a cockroach infestation here!?
She was paranoid it wasn’t actually dead – just crippled and in pain – so we fucking burned it alive XD
If you found one, there are 100s under the fridge and cabinets.
This is the villain origin story of this cockroach’s son who still lives in your house.
He will now battle for eternity in Valhalla
I hope he used a tiny little bow and arrow to start the fire.
Loch Roach
Why is everyone so scared of cockroaches? It’s not like they bite, or sting, or are poisonous.
What other cool things has he done?
Finally someone feels my pain
Probably a good idea. Cockroach corpses tend to attract more roaches.
Cant wait to LMAO when it swims away.
Probably just pissed it off more.
Tell your grandma where there is one cockroach, there are usually hundreds.
To Valhalla!
who fired the flaming bow/match?
Burn your shoes too, cockroaches carry eggs on their back that can stick to your shoes and contaminate anything they come into contact with.
I know this because I used to work for a telecom company and they told us to never step on them if they are in a customers home. They had to get rid of company vehicles in the past due to horrible contamination.
You did the right thing.
Some times you just gotta make sure
“Have *you* ever tried shooting a bow and arrow with cold fingers?!”
I just had a dyslexic moment and read “My grandmother was paranoid that a cockroach had killed my stepdad.”
Is it Lagartha’s funeral ?
The last thing we want is cockroach Einherjar.