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My wife just went back to work and thinks I’m an idiot
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How much of this did you actually know without the crib sheet?
btw she was trying to help you by meticulously sharing her hard-earned expertise. Be nice…
If she thought it was necessary to make this cheat sheet due to past observations, then maybe….
She’s probably feeling incredibly anxious about returning to work and not being there with them, and wants to do all she can to help make the transition easier for you all! 💕
Fill Me
With Water.
My wife tried the same thing with me. Little did she know, my kids like actual food way more than paper with some words written on it.
Is she wrong
In my family, she prevented a meltdown. Shows how much she loves you and the kids.
I can already hear it, “That’s not how Mommy does it.”….
To be fair, is she right?
I think it was nice of her to map out your lunch and dinner for you, but you have some weird ass taste my guy.
Don’t forget to take the papers out.
school food be like
All of your kids food is beige
My wife after I showed her this.
“I bet if she hadn’t done that they’d both eat cereal.”
Let’s be honest: there’s a good chance this means you don’t feed them too often, that she does it.
Which means there’s a routine. Which means she probably has it down to a refined art. Which means the kids know it too. That means she is throwing you the biggest bone ever in trying to make this a painless on you as humanly possible.
Follow her instructions and thank her ~~later~~ forever.
Give your kids some vegetables my guy.
Look at this Rockefeller over here with a fridge just for meatballs.
Back in my day, you ate what was on the table #dadphrases
The large spaces are for vegetables
Separate meals?
I slop whatever I make on two plates.
They eat it or go hungry.
Do a lot of Americans grow up eating canned vegetables?
Tell your wife the kids didn’t fall for the trick, they knew it was paper and not real food.
From my experience, there normally was a previous “incident” that justified my wife leaving me instructions like this.
Send back a pic of crying kids and chewed up paper.
With the caption “The children didn’t enjoy your new make believe dinner items idea”
I mean if she went through the trouble it’s probably because it’s easier to do this than to just trust you know what your doing.
Time to step it up my guy.
Seems like she’s trying to help you out. Are you by chance a man baby who doesn’t know how to do your own laundry? Otherwise this would annoy me, too.