I like it when they put the punchline in the title. It makes me feel real smart. I don’t get a lot of that these days.
When I was a kid I would drink the chips of paint until pass out. “Drink up billy” my uncle would say. Then one day he left and all I had left were the paint chips.
Later I met this girl who said she wanted a baby. I went everyone looking for one, but couldn’t find one that anyone would let me have. I looked for months all around the state. When I got back, it turned out she found a baby herself.
Later the baby got older she started talking about wanting food and stuff and I ain’t got no money. Turns out you can get money if you suck it from a hose. I’ve been sucking money from one hose or another for about a decade now. All the businessmen need their hoses sucked apparently.
Thanks again for putting the punchline in the title. I feel so smart.
Can confirm, we sell that at my workplace. Great stuff ya bastard.
I’m surprised it’s not called “start you cunt”.
Straya! 🇦🇺
Start Ya Cheeky Cunt
The perfect fuel for a potato gun.
This picture seemed a little off so I fixed it: https://imgur.com/7YRIr5J.jpg
“And for those pesky door locks and stubborn door hinges don’t forget to try our brand new lubricant, Open Ya Cunt.”
Let me tell you, it fucken starts when you hit it with a spray of that
My grandad said this well over 20 years ago
I liked the old name better, “Oy! Cunt! Run!”
What about “Tha’ Clever Cow” leather upholstery conditioner?
‘Start ya bastard!’ Me shouting at my Land Rover.
In the real world there’s not actually much difference between the way the average Brit speaks and the way the average Aussie speaks.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a car engine in the depths of an ether binge.
Wouldnt a aussie call it cunt spray?
It’s totally fucking fucked mate, big time
Well, this post sure triggered one of my favourite comedy moments from the old days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv0onXhyLlE
Part of the “ARGH, YA CUNT!” line of products.
From the same people that brought you “Shit the Bed” hotsauce.
Start you son of a bitch, dick of the horse. 🇭🇺😂
I want to see the SCTV commercial for this.
This was a sketch comedy add 20 years ago.
Life imitating art.
I like it when they put the punchline in the title. It makes me feel real smart. I don’t get a lot of that these days.
When I was a kid I would drink the chips of paint until pass out. “Drink up billy” my uncle would say. Then one day he left and all I had left were the paint chips.
Later I met this girl who said she wanted a baby. I went everyone looking for one, but couldn’t find one that anyone would let me have. I looked for months all around the state. When I got back, it turned out she found a baby herself.
Later the baby got older she started talking about wanting food and stuff and I ain’t got no money. Turns out you can get money if you suck it from a hose. I’ve been sucking money from one hose or another for about a decade now. All the businessmen need their hoses sucked apparently.
Thanks again for putting the punchline in the title. I feel so smart.
This is either photoshop or Australia
I can’t read the AUS can?
Edit:I figured out if you flip the image 180° it becomes clear
Australia is Europe texas
Can this please be a sub !?
The Australian one is a real product.
https://www.nulon.com.au/amp/products/aerosols/start-ya-bastard-instant-engine-starter
Here in the UK, we’ve got another great product with a similar name:
[https://www.toolstation.com/sticks-like-sht/p98810](https://www.toolstation.com/sticks-like-sht/p98810)
Is the Canadian, ‘please start buddy’
I’m uk and always thought the appropriate action was to twat it with some branches?