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hundreds of dollars on dog beds and this is all he wants
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Sir. Why is there spaghetti in your pants?
Bitches always trying to get in your pants.
You’re vulnerable. Little dog is protecting the alpha.
It’s warm and it smells like ass. That’s 2 out of any dog’s top 5 desires.
A twist on the classic r/catsinpants I guess?
But just try to take their beds away and all hell breaks loose!
Hey baby, wanna see the big dog in my pants?
That looks like your fault, my suggestion cardboard box w pillow.
He’s guarding you while you’re vulnerable. Same thing you do for him!
Name it Blumpkin
Then you’ll pull ’em up and have fleas on your balls
Your girlfriend/wife must have one confusing time when she goes down on you.
“WHOSE HAIRS ARE THESE?”
Maybe try farting in one of the beds
That’s because for him you are priceless.
Good boi wants make sure you’re safe!
Hundreds of dollars??? Bro…
Must be part shih tzu.
He’s sitting in your soil
Rub your balls on the dog bed.
I hate these pictures so much
I get the funny factor but this is honestly really unhealthy. Think of it the same as a toddler that has not been taught boundaries. When you allow this level of clingy behavior it reenforces it and starts to be viewed as okay. This could lead to a whole host of additional boundary issues in the future. Yes it’s cute, no it’s not okay.
My used socks are like catnip to one of my cats.
You are not the only one!
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/comments/n1inp1/i_heard_you_like_company/
Trying to decide who took the picture. I feel like if you were leaning forward to get the picture your heels would be up and we’d see more evidence.
Who took this picture?
The solution is to fart on the dog bed
He’s keeping your drawers warm for you.
My cat does this. Every single time. Then throws a fit when I finish and make her get out…
Your girlfriend has to contend with the fact that your dog smells like your balls, and not let on about it.
Well, you’ve always got his back when he’s pooping. He’s just returning the favor.
Beautiful toilet paper you got right there
If that were me, I’d name that dog, “little shit”.
Looks like he just wants to get closer to *your* dog
Who the fuck is spending “hundreds of dollars on dog beds” for a cat?
So soft and absorbent. Perfect wiping.
….How the Flying Fuck do people not find this fucking discusting?!!?!?!!
Why is the dog in the bathroom with you in the first place? Gross
Crotch warmth is the best kind
I usually close the door when I take a shit
Try laying between his legs next time he poops and see how it likes it. I’d recommend the front legs though.
My Bichon (I assume your pup is a Bichon) does the same!
He’s the smart one in this relationship.
Now why the fuck would you let your pet into your bathroom while you’re doing your business? 🤦♂️
Looks like a crocher spaniel.
Dude, I have those same shorts, same bath mat, and a white furry creature that bugs me while I shit. Mine is a cat, but I freaked out when I saw this. Weird.
I have a funny story about this. so my ginger cat did the same thing, came and sat in my pants while on the toilet. all of a sudden my pants felt warm and damp, thought I had somehow missed the toilet but the cat had pissed in MY pants WHILE I’m on the toilet. fml