Jonathan is the oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world. He came to life in 1832 and is currently 190 years old. He has lived through WW1 and WW2, the Russian Revolution, seven monarchs on the British throne, and 39 US presidents.
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I’ve met him, in the governor’s garden in St Helena!
He’s very, very, old school and pretty cool too. I love tortoises 🐢 🐢🐢
Before planes, trains and automobiles too.
He looks like he wants you off his lawn
Dude does cross fit, obviously
Looks like he had enough of our shit as humans
And he’s still asking “where’s the beef?!”
Behold, dog!
How many Chicago Bear quarterbacks?
“he came to life” is such a weird way to phrase that lol
Probably vegan and tells everyone… hate those a holes
Ever notice, all these giant world events, this fucker was around? Makes ya think.
You forgot 1 orange man as president and ww3
“came to life” I like that I’m imagining him bursting fully formed from the head of Zeus or something
Moral of the story: “take it slow, take it easy”
Where does he live?
Ok but in fairness WW1 and the Russian Revolution happened at the same time and WW2 started only 20 years later. This guy also lived through the Crimean War, The Civil War, the Meiji Restoration where still some Samurai with swords fought, the Oregon Trail, the rise and fall of Soviet Union, pick your references.
Jonathan is a good boy
You wanna know what I love most about the dude? He doesn’t give a shit. None of this matters to him, he’s just eating and sleeping and living
Picture on the right tells you he’s seen some s*/t.
The real good luck Jonathan
About every thirty years he accidentally gets killed, then replaced by the help so they don’t get in trouble.
And smarter than the current president…
When the aliens Come down and ask.. “take us to tour leader” this is the guy we should point at. He’s been here the longest, he’s in charge