unlike the classic King Cake for Mardi Gras, when the plastic baby is the surprise found inside one of the slices, this golden baby is perched atop. Symbolic for no more guesswork as to whether contraceptives do their thing?
When I got my vasectomy years ago when my wife and I got home from the procedure she sat me down and said wait a minute now, left the room and came back in with a homemade, human sized cone of shame like the Vet would put around your dogs neck after getting him fixed. I do love that woman.
I thought the golden baby was a nice touch
Simply epic.
Feel like the candles on the balls should have already been blown out
unlike the classic King Cake for Mardi Gras, when the plastic baby is the surprise found inside one of the slices, this golden baby is perched atop. Symbolic for no more guesswork as to whether contraceptives do their thing?
Did you get your balls chopped off?
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I feel like the ball candles should have been blue.
To scale even..
If your wife gets pregnant, you are going to get a way bigger cake and flowers
Just noticed the dick
Hope you gave her a pie in return
Now you can return the favor and give her a cream pie.
Can’t really cope with seeing the candles being stabbed through the bollock’s. Not even looking at the bell end.
What flavor?
How was it?
All I got was a jock strap…
Snip snap snip snap! Do you know the physical toll three vasectomy have on a person?
She should have made him a celebratory cream pie instead.
She gave you the cake, you give her the cream pie
Golden Baby Jesus
Usually balls are swollen and blueish
Your boys don’t swim, but at leaat you got cake
Sounds like OP is getting his cake and eating it too
Looks more like an std cake, pee pee on fire
I have that same plate.
Ask one of her sisters to help make sure the operation worked
That’s an STD cake. Your junk is on fire.
When I got my vasectomy years ago when my wife and I got home from the procedure she sat me down and said wait a minute now, left the room and came back in with a homemade, human sized cone of shame like the Vet would put around your dogs neck after getting him fixed. I do love that woman.
Is the baby hitchhiking?
This doesn’t belong here, it belongs on r/holup