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Didn’t realize Apple Watches come with a shit timer
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r/notatallodd
It says that at 10 til the end of the hour if you haven’t hit your move goal for that hour yet.
You mustn’t move much if you haven’t closed that ring by midnight. Or you work shift work?
Nowhere on that screen does it mention taking a dump
Person sitting on a toilet.. If in case you didn’t notice..😂🤣
That would make a mess.
If ppl really need an electronic device for that kind of reminder it’s not going to be long before we need ‘breathe in… breathe out..’ on a loop.
Get up man
See that’s why I’m not getting one of those dumb things. A watch isn’t telling me what to do. Especially not one from fucking apple.
Pre COVID our favourite pub shut and the new pub had bar stools high enough that my friend would reach his standing goal, sitting drinking beer.
time to close your ring
Fun fact: if you ignore the message and don’t stand up but start wiping your behind instead, it’ll give you a ‘Good job, you did it!’ message after a couple of wipes.
I always argue with my watch and its demands to stand. It has already asked me to stand up, when I am already standing up. Like, wtf you want me to do, go stand on the roof? Not to mention it seems to be inaccurate sometimes, was wearing it while laying in bed a few nights ago, and it tells me to stand, I glare at it, “It’s 10pm, I don’t feel like it, go away,” and go back to watching TV. About a minute later it congratulated me for standing up. If you say so…
Move a little for one minute? Damn that slave driver, Mr. Spacely!
Good thing that device has no ability to smell.
*hemorrhoids have entered the chat*
Hahahaha