Similar happened to a guy in my school. Holes in a chair. He tried surreptitiously to extricate his finger through the last half of the class and then had to…raise his hand at the end of class (chair included).
Lol once had a coworker stood on a heart monitor with wheels (the one you see in medical shows where it shows the persons heart rate, oxygen etc) and was riding that thing like a horse, laughing as she rode living her best life and ended up crashing on a pile of trash bin.
Had to go down to the emergency department to get stitches for her lacerated forehead.
That very afternoon the entire unit received an email advising us to not treat medical equipment as a toy and learn to be a responsible adult.
That person was a 27yr old children’s nurse and we were at a paediatric intensive care unit. She did manage to brighten the mood of a lot of the very sick kids parents though.
This sounds like a DnD character
His sister: Need some help, stepbro?
*”……never seizing to surprise me.”*
r/boneappletea
Similar happened to a guy in my school. Holes in a chair. He tried surreptitiously to extricate his finger through the last half of the class and then had to…raise his hand at the end of class (chair included).
Weird
Someone teaches you how to do roll calls?
a teacher that can not spell ‘ceasing’… Certainly merits teasing a child…
OP, really coasting off this one after more than 3 years.
If this was r/teenagers the story might hve been a little different…
r/dontputyourdickinthat
>never seizing to suprise me
r/boneapplteea
Cause him to seze up eh?
Lol once had a coworker stood on a heart monitor with wheels (the one you see in medical shows where it shows the persons heart rate, oxygen etc) and was riding that thing like a horse, laughing as she rode living her best life and ended up crashing on a pile of trash bin.
Had to go down to the emergency department to get stitches for her lacerated forehead.
That very afternoon the entire unit received an email advising us to not treat medical equipment as a toy and learn to be a responsible adult.
That person was a 27yr old children’s nurse and we were at a paediatric intensive care unit. She did manage to brighten the mood of a lot of the very sick kids parents though.
What on earth is a roll call teacher?!
Poor kid’s gonna be known as Desk Hole right up until retirement.
You should have a seizure. Just for the surprise. Strange a teacher would confuse seizing and ceasing. Damn autocorrect
Try finger, but hole
*cease…
Omg rofl
I did the exact same thing when I was 6. I thought I was going to lose my finger
Well, we know what the bonus word on the spelling test next week is going to be.
At least Joshua used a finger instead of something…farther down. He probably would have to have been cut free from the desk.
His finger…. Right.