Had a roommate once who was mostly perfect in every way, except, he’d get really ducking high with his friends and make super crazy munchie induced meals, but would never ever ever do the dishes; no matter how high the ducking sink was piled up.
Got to the point where I stopped doing any cooking, and for the rest of my tenure there I just microwaved chicken Nuggets on paper plates, because I was so tired of doing an hour of dishes anytime I wanted to cook
Future me knows better than to get mad at past me. If future me doesn’t stfu, I’ll drain that asshole’s savings and royally fuck up his credit. Best he can do is be thankful when past me remembers to take out the trash.
A great way to stop procrastinating is to think of your future self as your best friend. You want to make them happy, so you get things done now so that future you will like you.
Future me becomes a bitch who doesn’t like it when I lay down the law?
God, that guy is the _worst_. Next time I’m getting a better roommate.
I don’t know why but I read this in Jacksepticeye’s voice
“Don’t piss your future self off”
I’m in this comic and I don’t like it…
That sounds like a problem for future me. That guy is a sucker
But past me? He’s an asshole
I sometimes sit down as me and thank past me for doing a task so me and future me can relax.
Feels like adhd me
I love living alone. IRL there are no arguments.
Had a roommate once who was mostly perfect in every way, except, he’d get really ducking high with his friends and make super crazy munchie induced meals, but would never ever ever do the dishes; no matter how high the ducking sink was piled up.
Got to the point where I stopped doing any cooking, and for the rest of my tenure there I just microwaved chicken Nuggets on paper plates, because I was so tired of doing an hour of dishes anytime I wanted to cook
About three turns should do it
– Albus Dumbledore
So when I’m jerking off does that mean that past me is jerking off current me so future me can cum?does this mean I’m gay???
Bill Watterson did this much better three decades ago.
Reminds me of this Seinfeld bit https://youtu.be/W-Cz-LK16g4
I can’t be held accountable for what past me did! That guy’s an asshole…
Happens all the time. Future me HATES past me. Unfortunately I am stuck here in the present and powerless to do anything about their issues.
Calvin recycled
I constantly think of chores as during a favor for future me.
Future me knows better than to get mad at past me. If future me doesn’t stfu, I’ll drain that asshole’s savings and royally fuck up his credit. Best he can do is be thankful when past me remembers to take out the trash.
This strip brought to you by Bill Watterson with Calvin and his duplicator.
Mehhhhh
A great way to stop procrastinating is to think of your future self as your best friend. You want to make them happy, so you get things done now so that future you will like you.
This reminds me of a fairly long story arch in Calvin and Hobbes involving a time machine and an essay Calvin doesn’t want to write.
Pretty blatant ripoff of a (better) Fredo and Pid’jin strip: https://www.pidjin.net/2013/10/24/future-me/