It would be awesome if Lloyd Grossman* was under there.
*The original host before John Torode and Greg Wallace revived it and made it shit. It used to be normal people who only cooked for their family and occasional guests making food that ranged from great to terrible now it’s all people who have some degree of professional training and it’s so dull watching people who know how to cvook properly trying to outdo someone else who can cook properly. I want to see people cook the sort of thing they cook at home not high-end restaurant food, I want to se the hosts stifle vomiting as they try duck and prune stew set in aspic or honey glazed Spam in a cheese sauce.
If all the contestants are great you just call off the competition and declare all of them winners, that’s how I see Masterchef, a group of people who can all cook to a top level trying to make out they are better than someone else, it’s like watching billionaires try to gather more money, after their first billion declare them a winner of capitalism and force them to retire so someone else can have a go.
If you’re good enough to go on modern MAsterchef you’ve already won at cooking the only option is to become even more anally retentive about the exact pattern of sauce drizzle or adding seasoning in fractions of a gram.
It’s all just pointless, once your food is better than 99% of the population that’s all , there is no need to strive further. Old Masterchef was all about home cooks competing with other home cooks and the winners were likely ot go home and stay home cooks while working in a non-catering related job.
Yes, it’s a long rant but I hate watching great people compete against great people, quit while you are ahead don’t have judges who have to judge and can’t just say “You all win, congratulations.” telling you you aren’t as good as someone else and potentially feel inadequate because of it. In a room of billionaires someone isn’t poor just because they are the only millionaire.
Where’s that outfit from lol
Fake, no Doritos and Mountain Dew
John spare ribs 117
HILARIOUS!!!
Master chonk.
Master chief at the store what will he buy?
It would be awesome if Lloyd Grossman* was under there.
*The original host before John Torode and Greg Wallace revived it and made it shit. It used to be normal people who only cooked for their family and occasional guests making food that ranged from great to terrible now it’s all people who have some degree of professional training and it’s so dull watching people who know how to cvook properly trying to outdo someone else who can cook properly. I want to see people cook the sort of thing they cook at home not high-end restaurant food, I want to se the hosts stifle vomiting as they try duck and prune stew set in aspic or honey glazed Spam in a cheese sauce.
If all the contestants are great you just call off the competition and declare all of them winners, that’s how I see Masterchef, a group of people who can all cook to a top level trying to make out they are better than someone else, it’s like watching billionaires try to gather more money, after their first billion declare them a winner of capitalism and force them to retire so someone else can have a go.
If you’re good enough to go on modern MAsterchef you’ve already won at cooking the only option is to become even more anally retentive about the exact pattern of sauce drizzle or adding seasoning in fractions of a gram.
It’s all just pointless, once your food is better than 99% of the population that’s all , there is no need to strive further. Old Masterchef was all about home cooks competing with other home cooks and the winners were likely ot go home and stay home cooks while working in a non-catering related job.
Yes, it’s a long rant but I hate watching great people compete against great people, quit while you are ahead don’t have judges who have to judge and can’t just say “You all win, congratulations.” telling you you aren’t as good as someone else and potentially feel inadequate because of it. In a room of billionaires someone isn’t poor just because they are the only millionaire.
Master beef
Matter chef really let him self go after the divorce
Master Chief’s weight gain started not long after getting his new AI, T.O.T.I.N.O.
Master Obese
Once he gets home. It’s Master Chief to you.
Master Beef
This Master Chief is better than what ever Paramount has churned out
He’s a republican space ranger
The armor adds 1000-lbs
Master Eats
Imagine him talking to Mrs Butterworth for quest guidance