My sister and I used to try and insult each other by saying the other was adopted.
One day my mom had enough and snapped “Neither of you were adopted, I stole you both from the grocery store!”
By kid logic that stopped the fighting because it made us both blood brother and sister and simultaneously put us on the same footing in the family. Now it was us against the rest…..
Children are like toys, if I see a better one in the park I’m leaving my old one behind and taking that one instead.
Sweet sound of relief
Dark funny
God no, you think we would choose you intentionally?
Surprise adoption
Abduction is just adoption but on a discount
This is amazing!
It feels good to be wanted so badly.
According to the eyes, he is not adopted
I’d like to be abducted by Fox Mulder.
Rapid Adoption
Immediately thought of this https://youtu.be/GvG7CHWyol0
Now a Lifetime Movie.
“Of course not, we would never have chosen you!” – Isy Suttie
But, but blue and yellow eyes makes green though
at least they love em
Blursed X-Files
I would like to take this opportunity to say that if you find this concept interesting and want to watch a movie about it, seek out Brigsby Bear.
Plot twist
Who is Ryan G? I have questions…
My sister and I used to try and insult each other by saying the other was adopted.
One day my mom had enough and snapped “Neither of you were adopted, I stole you both from the grocery store!”
By kid logic that stopped the fighting because it made us both blood brother and sister and simultaneously put us on the same footing in the family. Now it was us against the rest…..
Relatable post as always
Did ya steal the plot from Dying by LA Turtle?
Sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
Definitely wasn’t planned.
At least they wanted him.
How Invader Zim was born.
Starlord origin story
We knew the truth before kiddo, look at his eye colour /s
Timmy, you were adopted.
WHAT?
Get your stuff on the porch, they’ll be here in 15 minutes.