Under the covers is that the ginger breads huge knees not proportionate to the rest of his body or the Cookie Monsters huge ass feet protruding through the mattress of the bed?
You know how you have those dreams when you’re running away from something but you can’t get away? Your legs get stuck or running just doesn’t work or whatever.
When I was a kid, I had this recurring dream and it was Cookie Monster that was chasing me.
Which was super odd because I thought he was funny as hell on Sesame Street and it never bothered me to watch the show.
And Cookie Monster was never under my bed. Instead, that was my dead Grandmother because of some Twilight Zone I happened to catch as a young’un put the idea in my head.
Well at least he has a cane, should’ve invested in the candy gun.
Cookie Monster is a hungry hoe.
Everyone has their own personal demons…
Not the gumdrop buttons!
Nightmare on Sesame Street
Not my gumdrop buttons!
So Elmo’s not the only predator. /s
Poor cookie kid….nom nom nom nommm
Under the covers is that the ginger breads huge knees not proportionate to the rest of his body or the Cookie Monsters huge ass feet protruding through the mattress of the bed?
Rips off the blanket and shows that in fact the ginger bread man is really the ginger bread woman. “Not my gumdrop button”. Cue Rule 34
You know how you have those dreams when you’re running away from something but you can’t get away? Your legs get stuck or running just doesn’t work or whatever.
When I was a kid, I had this recurring dream and it was Cookie Monster that was chasing me.
Which was super odd because I thought he was funny as hell on Sesame Street and it never bothered me to watch the show.
And Cookie Monster was never under my bed. Instead, that was my dead Grandmother because of some Twilight Zone I happened to catch as a young’un put the idea in my head.