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A rotund man.
What an absolute unit
This dude sounds like he says “I do declahhh sir!”
More like Nacho Supreme Court, am I right?
Supreme Court Justice David Davis so spherical there exists a decomposition of him into a finite number of disjoint subsets, which can then be put back together in a different way to yield two identical copies of Supreme Court Justice David Davis.
Ironic that he thought blacks were 3/5ths a human when he’s like 5/3rds a human.
Ted Cruz in ten years
This guy is definitely fatter than the old time photo of the world’s fattest man. I don’t think that freak show was telling the truth.
Reference
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/c4wWxq66jH
TIL Taft wasn’t the fattest Supreme Court Justice.
That’s the grandfather of Walter from The Big Lebowski. Or maybe I’m out of my element and should stfu. 😏
A well-rounded man and who exuded gravitas
Pic was enough to read his wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Davis_(Supreme_Court_justice)
Now I have to wait for him to come up on Jeopardy. Sure hope I don’t forget whats his name
That’s some damn nice picture window drapes you’re wearing…
The Duke!
Did he eat the other justices?
Habeas corpuscle
It’s just a wafer thin mint!!
Ah the original neckbeard.
Big cross fit guy I see.
His FUPA is so outta control that he looks like he’s smuggling a lap dog into work.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” – Justice David Davis, 1977
Robe wrinkled like it was stuffed in a pocket for a couple days.
Assume a spherical justice.
“I’m on the Supreme Court.”
“You ARE the Supreme Court!”
This is one of Lincoln’s Supreme Court judicial appointees. He was one of Lincoln’s good pals when he was on the prairie circuit. Judge David Davis helped run Lincoln’s presidential election campaign.
When ever he banged the gavel and said order order , mcdonalds served him a hamburger and fries
He last saw his penis in 1837.
You had to try pretty hard to be such a fat ass back in those days, you just know this guy was a degenerate.
His mansion in Bloomington IL is pretty spectacular.
Full name: David Davis Davies Davidson
Nickname after work: Gravy Davey
What an absolute Landchad.
I thought there weren’t fat people before 2005 though.
This guy ruled on some of the late 19th century post-civil war constitutional cases, but was also Lincoln’s campaign manager in at the RNC 1860. Kinda without Davis, there’s possibly no Lincoln.
His [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Davis_(Supreme_Court_justice)) is kind of a banger read. I think Christian Bale could pull off a David Davis movie
He skipped 0 meals.
Just think about how bad this dude smelled.
Supreme Doritos Locos Taco Justice
In Bloomington Il you can take a tour of his mansion. It is especially awesome during Christmas time when they have it decorated just as it would have been way back when. I highly recommend it if you are in the area.
6’3, 215.
How I feel during the holidays
Roe v. Weighed too much
see-saw world champion
When he went camping the bears hid their food.
This is where the name “Supreme size” pizza comes from
When people say “no one was obese back in the day”, send them this.
How fat is this in today’s fat? What’s the fat inflation rate here?
Hey, everybody! Look at the obese man who helped elect Abraham Lincoln, refused to be bribed to throw the presidency to original Ku Klux Klan-era Democrats, authored an opinion preventing civilians from being prosecuted by military tribunals, and was so respected that his peers in Congress put him in the presidential order of succession.
He sure is fat!
I got gout just looking at him.