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I don’t know about any of the other guy’s but I’m definitely not screwing anything into my cock….😀 December 1, 2023 at 11:29 am Reply
Did you hear the one about poor old Nick? Went through life with a corkscrew dick. Spent years and years upon the hunt To find a girl with a corkscrew c**t. Found her, f*cked her, fell down down dead. Wouldn’t you know it? Left hand thread. December 1, 2023 at 11:34 am Reply
The brain is so amazing. But also why I am a shitty proof reader. I read that three times before I figured out the typo December 1, 2023 at 2:11 pm Reply
There is a brand of kitchen tools at Jewel grocery stores named GoodCook which I always read as GoodCock December 1, 2023 at 3:27 pm Reply
Cockscrew. It’s a perfectly cromulent word. Would you like some malk to go with that? December 2, 2023 at 2:02 am Reply
With wood handle!
I don’t know about any of the other guy’s but I’m definitely not screwing anything into my cock….😀
Cheaper than a vasectomy…..😂😂
Did you hear the one about poor old Nick?
Went through life with a corkscrew dick.
Spent years and years upon the hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c**t.
Found her, f*cked her, fell down down dead.
Wouldn’t you know it? Left hand thread.
Don‘t.
ER nurses have seen enough shit.
#***WAITER’S COCK SCREW WITH WOOD HANDLE***
Get it now?
Don’t let r/sounding see this.
Is the handle made of morning wood?
Oggi, oggi, oggi!
This is the main reason why men tend to tip better.
Please, no tip talk.
Just what every waiter needs!
They had to have done that on purpose.
Something to screw with your cock while waiting?
Fot those times when the finger just *won’t* get the job done.
Guess they aren’t screwing around
The brain is so amazing. But also why I am a shitty proof reader.
I read that three times before I figured out the typo
Use it coward.
could come in use
There is a brand of kitchen tools at Jewel grocery stores named GoodCook which I always read as GoodCock
wait flip that over i wanna see how to use it…..
This will go great with my cork-soaker
You need to use a knife to use a knife.
https://i.imgur.com/7aB9Iyh.gifv
Tableside service just got REAL interesting.
damn, the waiter was a duck this whole time?
It’s a prop from the best MCU movie, Howard the Duck.
It’s for sounding.
What did you THINK they do when you don’t pay?
😜
This guy oggis
Cockscrew.
What’s a cockfor
Do not buy it.
Use the real thing, Pulltap’s.
Don’t understand what’s is funny about this. Are you 13?
Couldn’t just call it a ‘waiter’s friend’ like everyone else.
Cockscrew. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
Would you like some malk to go with that?
I would rather not.