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“Doctor, this thermometer taste funny”
I’m colorblind
I mean, the rectal one does have a brown button and trim
“This one goes in your ear, and this one goes in your mouth, and this one goes in your butt. Oh wait….”
it has always been color coded this way, so every healthcare workers know
I guess they are doing this now because some patients are getting impatient and check their own vitals?
The labels belong on the thermometers, not the chargers…wtf.
Reminds me of the old joke — what’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste
I wouldn’t be so anal about this.
Brown is for downtown
Sucks to be you if you’re colourblind😂
r/Idiocracy
Rectal tastes like shit. In case you get them confused.
You can always tell the difference by the taste
I dunno, I’ve seen some pornos where it wouldn’t make a difference
Do you know the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
… the taste!
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This explains why I get a boner every time I have my vitals taken.
Easy… I bet they don’t taste the same.
Can I have them both at the same time?
They definitely have used them wrongly before! LOL
Maybe don’t have them placed so close together?
And if the doctor arrives tired because he was out partying the night before and doesn’t know which is which… The patient arrives and gives you instructions, lie down and open your mouth.