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Bought a new TV antenna on Amazon. Came to the house like this, and my wife saw it on the porch from the doorbell camera. Her text: “WTF”? “
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Bought a new TV antenna on Amazon. Came to the house like this, and my wife saw it on the porch from the doorbell camera. Her text: “WTF”? “
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Dont leave her alone with the antenna
She sounds boring.
“Come on Babe, I just figured we could spice things up with Alexa.”.
Did she not know you were dropping cable?
She was just disappointed when she saw it was only an antenna….
I’m guessing you were expecting better reception with this purchase
I have another antenna that looks closer to the original member. A wide magnetic base plate, long black shaft and a slightly thicker head and (see illustration below). It’s like it was designed on purpose as a conversation piece. The edges seem a bit rough though for close encounters, but who am I to judge.
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Buttennas are pretty much required if you live in the Texas Hill Country.
That’s really a strange form for an antenna. I would loved to be in the room when this was designed.
I’d have responded “Mine, not yours.”
So high tech, it can get signals from Uranus.
I can see the headlines now “Local man diagnosed with colon cancer after exposure to 5G router”
Add $5 for discrete packaging.
Amazon delivered it in the retail packaging with no outside box?
So you are saying.. the reception wasn’t great?
“Yea my wife said the reception finally works, she spends a lot of time alone with the antenna but our marriage has never been better!”
Cum in, Tokyo.
What are the pulse settings?
Claims to be digital. Looks like anal log.
“Well now you’ve gone and ruined your Christmas present.”
The WTF was a ploy she was texting from the LQ and picking up a bottle of wine.
Flared base for better signal reception.
“Honey, you said we should try new things…”
Tech Support: You are saying you are still getting poor reception?
Buyer: Yes
Tech Support: Is the antenna up your ass?
Buyer: . . . yes
Tech Support: I think I found the problem.
I bet she was disappointed when discovered then truth
He babe tonight is Dinner, movie, an…tenna
Now honey, don’t say no right away….
Anything is an antenna if you’re brave enough.
It’s for Logging in and Logging out
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough
Jokes aside, that antenna is hot garbage and doesn’t do anything near the “400+ miles” it claims.
The curvature of the Earth makes ~70 miles about the limit. That’s to say nothing about the components and size.
It can pick up channel 6 too, honey
2 in 1
The harder you twerk on it the more channels you get!
It’s a buttenna!!
Interview:
Designer: “yeah I used to design products for Adam & Eve.”
Hiring Manager: “A man of god. Love it. You’re hired.”
It does have a flared base
Better than a satellite dish, it can get Uranus
She: Oh thank you honey for this gift, it was really pleasant to use!
Him: what? The antenna?
She: antenna? What?
So after you watch TV you sit on it?
Buttplug
Anything can be a butt plug if you try hard enough 😂😂😂
G spot antenna
Came here to say, nice flooring dude <3.
I believe you’re supposed to sit on it, and then you’re supposed to hold your arms up as the antenna.
now you have two uses.
Imagine if she said, can’t wait to get home for you to use it on me