Pro-tip: “emu” has three letters, and emu have three toes; ostriches have two toes but “ostrich” has seven letters, which is sort of where this system breaks down but it’s usually sufficient to identify large ratites, as long as you can see their feet.
Dr. “We’re going to have to surgically remove the startled ostrich from your knee before it becomes enraged. Don’t worry though, we’ll replace it with an artificially docile synthetic ostrich. It’s a common procedure.”
Kneemu
It looks like Randall
This picture is going to haunt me lol
Pro-tip: “emu” has three letters, and emu have three toes; ostriches have two toes but “ostrich” has seven letters, which is sort of where this system breaks down but it’s usually sufficient to identify large ratites, as long as you can see their feet.
Joke aside, genuine question is this normal?
That emu has seen things. Terrible things.
Rango
That emu seems quite surprised to have been found
Hate it when that happens.
It’s just a potoo. [https://a-z-animals.com/media/2022/03/common-potoo.jpg](https://a-z-animals.com/media/2022/03/common-potoo.jpg)
Liberty, Liberty, Liberty……Liberty
That’s Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda 🐼
“Shit he finally found me!”
So that’s where he got to
I’m more worried about how you’re gonna get it out? Worse than child birth because Emu’s are huge.
I was like you, until i took an emu to the knee.
What happened to your kneecap?! Yikes that looks painful.
That must hurt.
Anyone else see a chameleon, or am I just too high.
Sigh… *unzips*
That emu looks like it swallowed something and then it moved..do knees really look like that?
It’s Wednesday my dudes
This was bat country..
His expression says “the fuck I’m doing here”
Must be the cookiemonsters twin
Hey it’s Rango!
Omg that is incredible and made me laugh super hard. Thank you.
Emmanuel has seen some shit.
I think homie drank a case of Red Bull before they took the x-ray.
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an emu to the knee.
Great place for your knee cap though ..
Dr. “We’re going to have to surgically remove the startled ostrich from your knee before it becomes enraged. Don’t worry though, we’ll replace it with an artificially docile synthetic ostrich. It’s a common procedure.”
Me: “…”
It was the best hiding place to escape Wile E. Coyote.
“Meep meep!”
He wasn’t ready for the photo!