back when I was young I heard a story where at our station a women was ground up because she fell between the train and the station. I believe she only lost one leg luckily, but please don’t be hasty with trains, you can miss one it’s fine. you won’t however recover from losing limbs.
Wet blanket here to explain why this isn’t funny. The joke is that the woman has juicy melons, which in isolation is probably the most sexist and objectifying thing you could say to a person, so using misdirection doesn’t absolve the jokesters from their sexism.
1. Obviously this is staged.
2. She does not have juicy melons
3. You can tell the āannouncerā is on a toy megaphone not a tannoy.
4. Real announcer on tannoy is female.
not scripted
We all know by the juicy melons we all were thinking of something else and the real juicy melons came out of the syllabus.
I want to hear what they had planned for Mind the Gap
Effin hell .
Former strip club DJ gets job with the metro
Dicks out for juicy melons
Well this is actually funny š
That person on the mic has been waiting his whole adult life for that specific set of circumstances to happen.
The instructions were to stay behind the yellow line. She was clearly behind it. If they want then to stay further back they should move the line.
Lol. So good!
This is making the rounds on whatsapp today as well.
The announcerās taste is questionable
Comedy gold
This joke has major Police Squad!/The Naked Gun vibes.
Benny Hill returned from the grave to make this.
r/unexpected
Whereās VAR when you need it – melons are clearly behind the line.
Damn hilarious
back when I was young I heard a story where at our station a women was ground up because she fell between the train and the station. I believe she only lost one leg luckily, but please don’t be hasty with trains, you can miss one it’s fine. you won’t however recover from losing limbs.
Got some real detectives in these comments.
Cringe af.
Truly good British humor.
Thanks for that!
Juicy melons were over the line at some point, maybe? haha
Its good humour, but can’t stop thinking that it might be staged… Takes the fun out of things…
Standing at the line waiting for train, in this day and age, is insane.
For anyone wondering, the guy has a megaphone in his bag that he makes āannouncementsā from. This isnāt actually the tube saying this stuff.
Is this real? Lol
Wet blanket here to explain why this isn’t funny. The joke is that the woman has juicy melons, which in isolation is probably the most sexist and objectifying thing you could say to a person, so using misdirection doesn’t absolve the jokesters from their sexism.
Not even funny
Okay, but she was behind the yellow line?
She thought she was her.
Benny Hill is alive and well in London.
1. Obviously this is staged.
2. She does not have juicy melons
3. You can tell the āannouncerā is on a toy megaphone not a tannoy.
4. Real announcer on tannoy is female.
How is noone laughing at this? I’d be dying if I was at that stop
why not paint the yellow line in the spot you want them standing behind instead of a foot infront of it
This guy makes videos of this kinda stuff, pretty funny and normally does it on the tube or train similar to this
I love this guys stuff but this one was definitely staged. absolutely hilarious though.
That’s indeed looks like a juicy melon ngl
It’s shit like this that would make me not give up being British for anything