He first felt a sense of cold as the blackness closed around his hand, then slick metal against his fingers and a prickling as though his hand were asleep… The tingling became an itch… The itch became the faintest burning… It mounted slowly, heat upon heat upon heat… The burning! He thought he could feel skin curling back on that agonized hand, the flesh crisping and dropping away until only charred bones remained.
If it’s what was in the box at the end of Se7en, I don’t want it
He first felt a sense of cold as the blackness closed around his hand, then slick metal against his fingers and a prickling as though his hand were asleep… The tingling became an itch… The itch became the faintest burning… It mounted slowly, heat upon heat upon heat… The burning! He thought he could feel skin curling back on that agonized hand, the flesh crisping and dropping away until only charred bones remained.
[Step one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k)…
Obviously a Drunk Kangaroo that reading Books about Quantum Physics… while listening to Iron Maiden in it. What else?
The Gom Jabbar!
Pain, Paul Atredies
Is it a carrot?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
*”Every single holiday, a dick in a box*
*Over at your parents’ house, a dick in a box*
*Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box*
*Backstage at the CMA’s, a dick in a box”*
😏
Amazing that this made it through product testing. It’s literally just a box with a hole in it.
Fear is the mind killer.
OMG I know my Halloween costume next year
It’s Schrödinger’s penis.
Dick, poop, needles or a severed head. Its ALWAYS one of those.
Something is telling me it’s sticky
Goop?
I had one of those things before. I didn’t know you were supposed to use your hand. When I pulled out, I had TWO dicks 😵💫
A brick
“A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!”
A living cat or a dead cat,
*stands behind the box* Come one, somebody try this game!? …puhhhleeeassseee!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
🎵It’s my dick in a box🎵
Well come on, tell us what’s in the box.
A goop covered skull at this point.
I’m heartened by the Gom Jabbar comments outnumbering the Seven comments.
Baby’s first Gom Jabbar
Am I supposed to stick my wiener in it??
Where there’s a hole…..
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
fear is the mind killer
*It’s My Dick In A Box!*
Oh man, I hate this.
Because in Australia, after some time has passed, the answer will be “redback spiders”.
Anything is a fleshlight if you’re brave enough