Actual comment from the casting selector dude at a WoF tryout:
“If you can solve puzzles, congratulations – you can spell. We’re not looking for that. We’re looking for outgoing, goofy people who will get viewers.”
ALSO WHY DO I CARE THAT SEACREST IS REPLACING SAJAK?
At first I was trying to figure out (1) why doesn’t Pat Sajak look like Pat Sajak (and is it the blond hair), and (2) why is he trying to shove a wad of his own seemingly blond hair into the guy’s mouth? I realize now that what I thought was a wad of hair is probably a visualization of the impact. I’ve also seen a bunch of photos where his grey/white hair is seemingly dyed blond—which may or may not be just due to lighting—and don’t know what to believe.
On Jeopardy I feel pretty confident I would only guess when I knew the answer, end up with a low but respectable score, and bet zero on final, with a loving tribute instead of an answer if I didn’t know it. The other two might just bet big and lose, making me the winner, but either way I’m leaving looking okay on TV.
More stupidity at [We’re Out of Cornflakes](https://wereoutofcornflakes.com)
Count Rushmore
He just did what the puzzle said. What’s the problem?
Like Randy Marsh trying to solve “People who annoy you”.
Actual comment from the casting selector dude at a WoF tryout:
“If you can solve puzzles, congratulations – you can spell. We’re not looking for that. We’re looking for outgoing, goofy people who will get viewers.”
ALSO WHY DO I CARE THAT SEACREST IS REPLACING SAJAK?
At first I was trying to figure out (1) why doesn’t Pat Sajak look like Pat Sajak (and is it the blond hair), and (2) why is he trying to shove a wad of his own seemingly blond hair into the guy’s mouth? I realize now that what I thought was a wad of hair is probably a visualization of the impact. I’ve also seen a bunch of photos where his grey/white hair is seemingly dyed blond—which may or may not be just due to lighting—and don’t know what to believe.
You know Snoop would do this
NAGGERS
On the spot dicespin
Box, cox, fox, gox, lox, nox, vox, and wox are all valid words that fit.
That show is always trying to trick you into guessing something inappropriate:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uXyWVenIiHg
Naggers!
Unnecessarily violent.
On Jeopardy I feel pretty confident I would only guess when I knew the answer, end up with a low but respectable score, and bet zero on final, with a loving tribute instead of an answer if I didn’t know it. The other two might just bet big and lose, making me the winner, but either way I’m leaving looking okay on TV.
I’d be terrified of going on the Wheel.
…A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS…
Wheel of Fortune picks the absolute dumbest people they can find to go on their show.
Here’s the worst one I’ve seen:
https://youtu.be/39sfgWgPfPM
See also, “Luck be in the air tonight.”
My favorite I saw in real time was a few years ago. The puzzle was “A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE” And they guessed K. A STREETCAR NAKED DESIRE?
Fuck me in the ass tonight
It’s a [book ](https://www.amazon.ca/Think-Outside-Fox-Bought-Farm-ebook/dp/B0BCDBJCLY) title.
“Eat my merkin, loser!”
Did a kid make this comic?
Srsly tho: why do contestants bother to buy vowels when they clearly don’t help??
The all-time greatest choke I ever saw on Wheel of Fortune was about 40 years ago on the daytime version of the show.
“_T TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE”
In the contestant’s defense, E.T. had been a really popular movie that year.
Sweet and Sally trail mix?!?
I like to think I’m pretty smart, and I don’t get bad stage fright…
But, put me in front of audience with money on the line, I’m sure I’m going to be as dumb as bricks.
My brain made it a statement to my boomer uncle. Think outside the Fox, dude.
The comic could have stopped at the third cell.
r/comedycemetery Jesus Christ on a bike.
FISH LOVE?