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Found this gem at an antique mall. I think he’s almost got it.
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Remove 2 ribs and you’ll never get married!
I could never reach.
I can’t, but I know a guy…
There’s a fair likelihood I worked in the shop where that was cast. Part of a Frank Lloyd Wright collection if I recall correctly. That was decades ago…..how surreal.
How much was it?
Jeez I need a neck massage too.
One mans *vulnerable, curled up and crying* is another mans *I bet I can suck my own dick!*
That is true art!
I remember when I posed for this. Ahhh memories.
Is that Joe Rogan ?
Self inflicted BJ!
Self suck enthusiast
Apparently more like giving than getting. Apparently.
😂😂😂😂
My cousin Walter broke his neck. Trying to suck his own dick…
AWWW; COME ON! You gotta show how close!
That reminds me of the Engineers from the Prometheus movie.
Sucking and swallowing his life away.
Why? Because he can.
The golden goal
Back pain be like
This reminds me when I fractured my vertibre
Prometheus
Can’t be Pharaoh without being able to do it.
Practice, Persistence and Patience are key!!
I call this position The Sonic The Hedgehog.
Tesla driver!
Like a dog chasing his tail
And he never left his home again . . .
And he lived happily ever after.
If we all were this flexible, we would finally have world peace. ✌️
🤣🤣🤣
I could never get my tongue closer than 1/8 inch from the tip.
Charles Bukowski
If he removes a couple ribs maybe
😂
Lol….pretty damn close….I’m lucky I don’t have to contort myself so much
Funny as hell, y’all
Just one photo?