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My 5 year old daughter drew a picture of me and I’m not sure if I should be offended.
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My 5 year old daughter drew a picture of me and I’m not sure if I should be offended.
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Assuming you’re a rooster, no.
Ask her what each part is. Maybe it’s you, sitting on the floor, and your knees are at your sides.
She made you look like a real bellend
nice, um, shoulders?
You look like a real dick
I think you have a lovely beginning artist. ❤️
looks like dad skips Leg Day
lol
She knows where she came from.
Dick/chicken/snowman with boobs on shoulders.
Dad looks like Frosty with the badonkadonk
You look like a cross between a penis and Olaf from Frozen.
Dem love handles….👌
Daddy needs a mani/pedi
How old is she? She might have a lot of potential.
That right there is refrigerator gold! Display it proudly. Looks just like you, I’m sure.
Amazing likeness.
I don’t know much about basketball but I have to imagine you own everything under the rim with those Shakira hips and hands.
Chicken legs, check.
Dick body, check.
Should pads, check.
Bird nest hair, check.
It’s perfect.
Are those your neck boobs or your shoulders? And GYAT damn you got them birthing hips lmao.
Nice sideboobs.
Might wanna get those little bumps looked at.
Damn, got you looking like a dicken lol
Got a little junk in the trunk?
Well if you’ve ever wondered what you’d look like with the body of a school lunch lady now you’ll have a good idea
Wow i was not expecting to have _Chicken Run_ flashbacks today
You’ve got boobs and child bearing hips? Damn! You stacked! 😂💀
We need to see your pic for reference….. for now I say your daughter can draw. 🙂👍