I have absolutely no idea if this was previously agreed on or staged but if I could I would require all one to one arguments to be conducted this way. You have ten seconds to seriously state your beef and then it’s dance off or nothing! I can’t dance worth shit. Hell I can hardly walk worth a dam! You will win every argument you ever have with me. Marry me now folks! This is a limited time offer, pay in total now or make five easy payments weekly. Shipping and handling not included.
In Brazil we have a saying “vou sambar na sua cara” (I will samba in your face) that means it will be so easy that I will be dancing samba while winning. They literally did that, I’m pretty sure that’s what he/she/they were thinking when started samba. The other was just, what!? I love dancing too, let’s go!
I like to think that they are all vehemently screaming compliments about their uniforms to each other.
Like
🤾🏽♀️“Miguel, you know you’re fillin out those shorts, oof makin me feel like I’m gonna go into heat with those cheeks, papi”
🤾🏾♂️”You know you love this, mamãe. Come and get this hip shake, Maria Cecilia, I thrust like Heitor if he had passion baby.”
🤾🏾♀️ “You mean like this, Papi? Hmm? Helena, Valentina, Heloisa, Guilherme, ain’t got shi* on me papi watch this” 💃🏽
🤾🏿♂️”mamãe, that’s not dancing. THIS IS HOW YOU DANCE IN BRAZIL” :insert twerking here:🕺🏾💁🏾♂️
**edit: For the folks that think they are smart. This wasn’t Spanish, it’s English with Portuguese names and such mixed in. You won’t find ANY words but those in English and Portugese, so kick rocks. [Papi is Brazilian slang as well. ](https://imgur.com/a/vvRWoOa)** You Brazilians sure are angry lil buggers. Yall need to chill.
LMAOOOOO
The two that were dancing looked like pissed off chickens
I’m more intimidated by the size (or lack there of) their booty shorts more then anything.
Zest fest
It’s on!!
Well, that escalated quickly.
Awesome people. NOBODY putting their hands up or even suggesting physical contact..
I wish all ll confrontations ended like this 🙂
I needed this this morning.
I have absolutely no idea if this was previously agreed on or staged but if I could I would require all one to one arguments to be conducted this way. You have ten seconds to seriously state your beef and then it’s dance off or nothing! I can’t dance worth shit. Hell I can hardly walk worth a dam! You will win every argument you ever have with me. Marry me now folks! This is a limited time offer, pay in total now or make five easy payments weekly. Shipping and handling not included.
I have no idea what just happened.
Pretty cool it didn’t escalate into a physical altercation…
But you know what’s cooler?? No altercation at all. It’s a non-contact sport, keep in your area
My bootys better than your booty and my swagger got more swag…
Thats how you sort stuff out lol
Dance! 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
Dance off bro, me and you.
Ouuu They’re dance fighting! *insert Zoolander meme*
[what’s this then slut](https://youtu.be/kMp4UVXFUtI?si=BWfNpzAgx_wAEVPW)
In Brazil we have a saying “vou sambar na sua cara” (I will samba in your face) that means it will be so easy that I will be dancing samba while winning. They literally did that, I’m pretty sure that’s what he/she/they were thinking when started samba. The other was just, what!? I love dancing too, let’s go!
The original version of that Sergio Mendez song is the jams tho…
https://youtu.be/ijnujobdJ4c?si=KDOkkrAm03wVARfZ
That attitude from my man in red lol
That dance off was just *cheffs kiss*
Starlord would be proud.
Someone got served
Did anyone find the men’s kit a little funny. Or is it just me?
Every conflict should be resolved this way.
So I didn’t see the header at first and was like, “man, this has to be the gayest volleyball matchup I’ve ever seen!”
Is that George Santos?
I like to think that they are all vehemently screaming compliments about their uniforms to each other.
Like
🤾🏽♀️“Miguel, you know you’re fillin out those shorts, oof makin me feel like I’m gonna go into heat with those cheeks, papi”
🤾🏾♂️”You know you love this, mamãe. Come and get this hip shake, Maria Cecilia, I thrust like Heitor if he had passion baby.”
🤾🏾♀️ “You mean like this, Papi? Hmm? Helena, Valentina, Heloisa, Guilherme, ain’t got shi* on me papi watch this” 💃🏽
🤾🏿♂️”mamãe, that’s not dancing. THIS IS HOW YOU DANCE IN BRAZIL” :insert twerking here:🕺🏾💁🏾♂️
**edit: For the folks that think they are smart. This wasn’t Spanish, it’s English with Portuguese names and such mixed in. You won’t find ANY words but those in English and Portugese, so kick rocks. [Papi is Brazilian slang as well. ](https://imgur.com/a/vvRWoOa)** You Brazilians sure are angry lil buggers. Yall need to chill.
I love it. No even thinking of throwing hands.
This is probably the best conflict resolution I have ever witnessed.
This is the team George Santon was playing for
Why did I think this was a Kay and Peele skit?
Man those heads were bouncin!
At least they kept it civil and just talked shit and did a little dance.
Arguments being settled by dance battles needs to be more common
If only that the war can be a dance war …….. there will be peace on earth 🕊🌎
Are guys’ shorts that short in volleyball?
i wish more disputes could be resolved in this fashion
So THIS is what Zendaya does with her free time!
LoL guys fighting in vibration mode and giving funny vibes instead of serious ones.
Oh neat! The men’s volleyball team also wears tight pants. Thought it was just the women. Yay gender equality!
About time I say.
Turning everything into a dance off!!
I love my country
Oh, they not doing splits like the Filipinos?
Post industrial tribalism
If all arguments would be resolved with a dance off I think the world would be a better place…..