Me when I used to main as a healer in one game and went DPS in another mmo.
Them: We need a healer!
2 minutes past in que.
Me: Oh stuff it *Turns spec into healer* Time to leave retirement.
(I just prefer DPS so much more, less tense, don’t get yelled out if I messed up or get blamed because DPS stepped in fire. Granted the second one is Warcraft… The first one was a Korean MMO called Shaiya, and had a nice community when I was playing as a healer, back between 2007-2009)
I only ever become a healer or medic in war games because of the maniacs that don’t play the role correctly. They run right past 10 people to kill an enemy😂
I kind-of ran into this in FF14 a little while ago – basically just a couple of losers in a Frontlines match bitching about how uncoordinated our team was, instead of making even the slightest attempt to direct the fighting.
tfw you’re healing a raid in wow and the dps keeps standing in fire screaming for heals while you’re keeping the mt alive as he doesnt stand in fire tanking the boss and adds.
This account is 2 years old, has 40K karma but is also used to shit post.
maybe he just turns the meme reposting bot on when he sleeps to farm karma? confusing behavior. Is it chatgpt? but he has some original posts that are downvoted…so hard to figure out reddit users nowadays.
It’s a simple job. You make sure the team is healthy and if they die, it’s always because they think they are invincible and charge headfirst into the killbox assuming you are always there like their manservant.
Hello? God traded your brain for rocks? I’m built to withstand punishment worse than wet tissue paper and you assume I’m going to charge headfirst with you into the killbox?
POV you’re playing wrath of the lich king pre patch grinding battle grounds and you see a sea of red names on your team and no healers.. pain.. just painful
Also teammates when I started healing as a priest and Druid in raids on wow. “You suck”. “Well you show me how to heal if you’re so good”. “Shocked pikachu face”
This is why I just don’t play. Everyone wants to be DPS and is too damn stubborn. I actually do play healer or tank more often than not because it is quicker to find a game but eventually I want to try the other side of things and then nobody else wants to play healer or they pick a healer but refuse to actually heal.
The same mentality plagues online games as a whole. Everyone wants to go in solo and refuses to cooperate as a team.
I’ll just stick to single player games. Way less stress.
Me when I used to main as a healer in one game and went DPS in another mmo.
Them: We need a healer!
2 minutes past in que.
Me: Oh stuff it *Turns spec into healer* Time to leave retirement.
(I just prefer DPS so much more, less tense, don’t get yelled out if I messed up or get blamed because DPS stepped in fire. Granted the second one is Warcraft… The first one was a Korean MMO called Shaiya, and had a nice community when I was playing as a healer, back between 2007-2009)
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of the night
“Dude, heal, me, you’re a Cleric!”
“Yes, and I’ve told you **six fucking times** I am specc’d for crowd control, not for babysitting the worst Fighter around!”
Overwatch hasn’t worked like that in so many years…
I only ever become a healer or medic in war games because of the maniacs that don’t play the role correctly. They run right past 10 people to kill an enemy😂
Sometimes I enjoy being healer. If a teammate is being a douche then they don’t get heals. Work with the team or stay on the respawn screen.
This is why I have my battlefield M.D
I kind-of ran into this in FF14 a little while ago – basically just a couple of losers in a Frontlines match bitching about how uncoordinated our team was, instead of making even the slightest attempt to direct the fighting.
We needed an healer…
…so i switched to Roadhog
no… because… im in need of the healer
support is actually the most fun in ow2 to play. ques are always less than a minute for it
Then get mad and tell healers to not get aggro but forget that healers get aggroed because they are healing.
Lucio with the most heal rate at 10k in the first round and saved the team twice with sound barrier.
Teammates, “trash Lucio i keep dying, switch to a better healer!”
DPS Mains in a nutshell
I am not a healer, i just decide when you die
A paladin, a druid and a monk are in a party, what do they say ?
“LFM 1 heal, 1 tank”
Its the best role by far. I can choose who lives and who stay dead
tfw you’re healing a raid in wow and the dps keeps standing in fire screaming for heals while you’re keeping the mt alive as he doesnt stand in fire tanking the boss and adds.
Teammate me spending two hours in Dalaran back during wrath days.
Sounds like League “We need a tank”, proceeds to pick Vayne top lane lmao.
“I can heal!”
“… A good healer.”
This account is 2 years old, has 40K karma but is also used to shit post.
maybe he just turns the meme reposting bot on when he sleeps to farm karma? confusing behavior. Is it chatgpt? but he has some original posts that are downvoted…so hard to figure out reddit users nowadays.
Ah how about YasuNO!
I don’t mind being a healer.
It’s a simple job. You make sure the team is healthy and if they die, it’s always because they think they are invincible and charge headfirst into the killbox assuming you are always there like their manservant.
Hello? God traded your brain for rocks? I’m built to withstand punishment worse than wet tissue paper and you assume I’m going to charge headfirst with you into the killbox?
POV you’re playing wrath of the lich king pre patch grinding battle grounds and you see a sea of red names on your team and no healers.. pain.. just painful
We get these clowns in every team on every server of BF1
I’m a healer Hanzo. I tell you where to find medpacks on the map.
I havent played Overwatch in years but arent you role locked nowadays?
I used to switch to heal if I thought they sucked.
Also teammates when I started healing as a priest and Druid in raids on wow. “You suck”. “Well you show me how to heal if you’re so good”. “Shocked pikachu face”
Genji left the Planet!
Teammate doing brain gymnastics to argue why they’re better at dps than you.
I remember the days before role queue when almost every match we had EITHER a healer or tank; and it was always me.
Something something the I in teamwork
Lol
When I played Team Fortress or Wolfenstein multiplayer I liked being the healer.
Wish more players were the same.
This is why I just don’t play. Everyone wants to be DPS and is too damn stubborn. I actually do play healer or tank more often than not because it is quicker to find a game but eventually I want to try the other side of things and then nobody else wants to play healer or they pick a healer but refuse to actually heal.
The same mentality plagues online games as a whole. Everyone wants to go in solo and refuses to cooperate as a team.
I’ll just stick to single player games. Way less stress.
This is the worst team I have ever played with in my life
When we finally get on the point everyone dies
I understand that every now and then a team won’t click
When it comes to you, I don’t think I can sympathise
You should’ve picked Mercy
You should’ve picked any kind of support
We ended up losing
And it’s all your fault
You should learn how this game works
You should’ve been helping
“If you like Mercy so much, why don’t you just marry her?”
So you’re the type that gets a mic and tries to lecture me
You’re the most useless person we have on our team
I’ve never seen anybody rage quite as hard as you
Maybe you should go back to playing Team Fortress 2
I’m not gonna be Mercy
I’m not gonna be any kind of support
We ended up losing
And you got all mad
Your tears are what I live for
You should’ve been Mercy
I’m not gonna be any kind of support
We ended up losing and it’s all your fault
Your tears are what I live for
Maybe I’ll be Tracer
I’m already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I’m already Widowmaker
I’ll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You’re right, so Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I’ll be Genji
I’m already Genji
Then I’ll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What’s your idea?
You should be
I’m not gonna be Mercy
You should’ve picked Mercy
I’m not gonna be any kind of support
We ended up losing and it’s all your fault
Your tears are what I live for
I’m not gonna be Mercy
You should’ve picked any kind of support
We ended up losing and you got all mad
You should learn how this game works
Legit the bust support main song ever!
Me realising that I need to fill the DPS, ad-clear, and objective roles by myself.
Sorry, that’s me. I don’t play healers because I don’t like the stress involved. Also I suck at it.
Nope han and widowmaker it is lol.