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So I just noticed this dude eating a baby on my M&Ms wrapper.
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So I just noticed this dude eating a baby on my M&Ms wrapper.
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On the caramel M&M bag they are tearing one of their kind in half.
I think he’s offering his dead child to you, the eater of M&M’s.
Choconnibal
[Yeah, they did a whole commercial on that…](https://youtu.be/ERMHbCZkVX8)
It’s a cruel, cruel world.
That’s pretty messed up. Never thought of it that way.
He’s eating a sexy green one
Our society’s practice of taking things we’re eating and making them advertising spokespeople (spokes-animals?) bothers me more the older I get.
I love BBQ. But seeing a neon pig winking at me while telling me to come on in and eat its kin disturbs more as time goes on.
Maybe Douglas Adam’s take on the cow in “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe” is starting to seep into my psyche.
Mr. Peanut is another example of food-based characters inviting me to eat them. Weird.
I choose to believe the m&m universe is subject to Narnia rules, where the talking m&ms have lordship over the unintelligent m&ms which are basically like animals to them
Chris Evans told me babies taste better.
He knows that the babies taste best
It has been studied and someone came up with a theory about this.
[A FOOD theory!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woiHzyUv7Ns)
They are famed cannibals.
…just the brains
r/suicidefoods
Since when was Gollum used to advertise M&M’s?
Random factoid: JK Simmons is the voice of the Yellow M&M
“Where’d did my sexy green one go? I can’t even get semi hard without the sexy green M&M”—-Tucker, probably.
So…
Democrats have good taste…
You know how Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but one is a man dog, and the other is a dog dog?
It’s kinda like that, red is a man M&M, the M&M is just an M&M M&M.
that’s deep bro
You’ve discovered something extraordinary.
Isn’t the green one a girl? Is he eating her arse?
Cannibalism!
He is eating out Green, something he has wanted to do for a long time
Afterbirth is tasty to some. Like this couple. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/placenta-pizza-cocktails-mum-manchester-10810229