whenever a friend of mine encounters one of those “welcome” signs with the movable blocks, he changes it to “we-c-elmo”. I swear my mom’s was like that for years before she noticed.
Threatens children into doing what he wants then buys their silence with gifts made by infernal creatures kept prisoner in a cold remote place. Satan Clause..
My sister has blocks that spell “FAMILY,” and her husband likes to hide a few letters and change it to “MILF.” I think it’s hilarious. Tbh, my sister probably does, too.
We weren’t allowed any mention of Santa at home as kid because Santa is an anagram from Satan. Also Xmas was banned because it was u godly duel to not saying the Christ in christmas
Works with the classic Christmas song from Kreator. Satan is real.
Satan doesn’t exist.
Sir, we do not talk about Project Mayhem.
HAIL SANTA!
whenever a friend of mine encounters one of those “welcome” signs with the movable blocks, he changes it to “we-c-elmo”. I swear my mom’s was like that for years before she noticed.
Anyone putting out Christmas decorations on the first day of October is probably in league with Satan anyway.
Threatens children into doing what he wants then buys their silence with gifts made by infernal creatures kept prisoner in a cold remote place. Satan Clause..
Gives children EVERYTHING they want….
For their souls!!!!!
Nice
Santa is king of the golden cows.
Hey that’s not me
r/foundsatan ?
His name was a satanagram.
My sister has blocks that spell “FAMILY,” and her husband likes to hide a few letters and change it to “MILF.” I think it’s hilarious. Tbh, my sister probably does, too.
Thanks for the reminder, I gotta go to Hobby Lobby for a picture tomorrow.
woah there’s a conspiracy theory somewhere but idk where
I have a pentagram for the top of my tree, it’s avail online
We weren’t allowed any mention of Santa at home as kid because Santa is an anagram from Satan. Also Xmas was banned because it was u godly duel to not saying the Christ in christmas
As George Carlin said, Santa is just Satan spelled inside out
Well isn’t that special