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One of my friends was suddenly attacked by a ferocious bird
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One of my friends was suddenly attacked by a ferocious bird
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I guess we know what is for dinner.
Who’s the chicken now?
Horny bird
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Did your friend take too many swings at the cukoo?
I have chickens and it’s not trying to attack her its just horny
Rooster is trying to mate with her hair. Intelligent bird
For those who have never had free-range chickens… roosters are extremely mean and aggressive when out in the open. Roosters also have sharp spurs on their legs and can do some real damage when they attack. My little brother and I both had to get stitches due to bird attacks. And just like the video shows, they will attack unprovoked.
A swift kick would’ve done the trick
Does that chicken have large talons?
When I was first told that dinosaurs most likely had feathered wings which they would use for balance when attacking prey larger than themselves I was dubious, I now fully understand and believe that it could work
Oh ffs hit it you have legs
*Jenny takes vicious cock to the face* was the title you were looking for
Sir that is a rooster
Dinosaur instinct.
Roosters are assholes.
The cock is trying to mate with her, it’s not being mean it’s horny
You are being shagged by a ~~rare parrot~~ rooster.
Peace was never an option.
The only option is to peck it back harder. Running away only emboldens dinosaurs.
Put the phone down and DEFEND yourself girl!! C’mon now
If an animal attacks you, running away is a bad idea (unless it’s a snail). Charge it back.
Everyone thinks I’m lying when I say I was chased by chickens (3 of them to be exact) when I was 8 or 9 and that I HATE them as a result. They are fucking mean and scare me.
Bro, I’d be making KFc that day
Put down phone. Use newly freed hands to remove bird from head. Problem solved.
One time I was carrying two five gallon buckets of goat milk and it felt like someone hit me in the back of the thighs with a 2×4 so I turned around and it was just a rooster attacking me because I walked too close to the coop.
Sometimes they remember that they used to be dinosaurs.
Years ago, when my 42 or old daughter was 3, wet were at an antique shop. My Grandfather took my daughter outside to see the chickens. A bit later, they came in & she was crying & holding her leg. I asked her what was wrong. She announced very loudly, A chicken pecked me on my leg & I want you to break off his pecker. You could hear the laughter all around us.
Why is she not fighting back?
Must’ve been some ticks in her hair, I’ve seen this behaviour on the discovery channel
One good kick would have sent that cock running.
Cameraman knew the attack was coming