Japanese Spiderman was awesome. He rode a motorcycle and fucked bitches constantly. Ok, well part of that is implied, but he definitely had a bitchin motorcycle.
What a cinematic, heartbreaking death of a character. The way it was shot was absolutely masterful. When will America pick up some of these extraordinary filming techniques? Endgame could have had so much of this sort of thing as well as most superhero movies and you would have five star impactful classics across the board. Plus the Spidey suit! Why is this not available in the games?
Forget Raimi’s Spider-Man, Tom Holland’s suit or Andrew Garfield. The people cry out for Japanese Spidey! We have to stand together!
Well, if you want to get comic book with it, Spider-Man actually does catch Gwen, but the force from her hanging from his web snaps her neck and kills her. She remained dead until 2014. For context she was killed in 1973.
So many questions. First of which is, what the hell’s wrong with the way he runs? And second is, why isn’t she more…ohhhh, what’s the kindest way I can put this…ummm….splattered?
What about the Jump and how she landed a 27 story fall in one piece, lip gloss poppin and hair looking like it was brushed two seconds before she hit the ground. Lol is this even a real movie from like ancient times ?
Japanese Spider-Man was totally robbed from the Spider-Verse.
Are you sure he isn’t just a guy with a costume and a lot of spiders ??
Dang, this guy is heartless. He could swing to safety but would rather take the leisurely approach haha
A clean landing for her, a surprising lack of blood for someone who just jumped down 100+ feet.
Gotta love how japan made the ditko/romita spidey eyes asian.
bro didn’t even try to save her😭
That quizzical look on Spiderman’s face when he sees dat ass.
Spider pig spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing. No he can’t he is a pig. Lookout here is the spider pig. ~ Simpson
Make up was still on point
its the Gomen NASAI NASAI NASAI NASAI that got me
Japanese Spiderman was awesome. He rode a motorcycle and fucked bitches constantly. Ok, well part of that is implied, but he definitely had a bitchin motorcycle.
That crouch run he does when he’s running up to the body 😂
And how his one eyebrow is raised
She drained all his webs
Spidah-man
Can someone bless me with the name of the song playing plz
Genius
Hey, webbing fluid ain’t cheap.
Someone please tell me I can watch this for reals
Not like Tobey’s Spider-Man [was much better](https://youtu.be/ngORPZj4wwY).
He didn’t “fail” to catch shit. He *neglected* to save her. That man said “Sigma Spider Grindset”
Andrew’s Spider-Man *did* catch her! It’s what killed her!
Well he is the “Emissary of Hell”, not the “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man”.
Why did she kill herself?
Daummmmm she got some ass on her.
I love his People’s Eyebrow
What a cinematic, heartbreaking death of a character. The way it was shot was absolutely masterful. When will America pick up some of these extraordinary filming techniques? Endgame could have had so much of this sort of thing as well as most superhero movies and you would have five star impactful classics across the board. Plus the Spidey suit! Why is this not available in the games?
Forget Raimi’s Spider-Man, Tom Holland’s suit or Andrew Garfield. The people cry out for Japanese Spidey! We have to stand together!
Somebody forgot to eat his nattō.
Well, if you want to get comic book with it, Spider-Man actually does catch Gwen, but the force from her hanging from his web snaps her neck and kills her. She remained dead until 2014. For context she was killed in 1973.
If only Spider-man had a 100ft tall Mech that could have caught her!
I like how the camera zoomed in to show his expression and the man pulled every mussel in his face to show something through the mask
but andrew *did* catch her
This is such a mixed bag of emotions:
Lady jumps off building feet first and lands looking perfectly alright, apparently dead
Suspiciously suited Spidey here decides to get in his morning cardio by running down the stairs
We, the audience, are left aghast at this situation while some 1950s spaghetti western brass plays directly in our ears
All the while not one of us could look away from that strange crease on Spiderman’s mask
That ain’t Spider-Man, that’s the [emissary of hell](https://youtu.be/vTAOPON4jmM) just doing his job, sending people to hell.
He didn’t sign up for this spidey work, therefore he doesn’t have to do the spidey work.
I love how even his mask’s eyes are slanted.
We need a Spider-Man anime
Did anyone else notice that she jumped from the side of the building but somehow drifted around to the front of the building?
But SOMEONE PLEASE tell me the name of this song!!!
Lmao why is Japanese Spider-mans head shaped like Godzilla? I smell a crossover!!
So many questions. First of which is, what the hell’s wrong with the way he runs? And second is, why isn’t she more…ohhhh, what’s the kindest way I can put this…ummm….splattered?
That look of confusion on SpiderMan-San at the end though.
What about the Jump and how she landed a 27 story fall in one piece, lip gloss poppin and hair looking like it was brushed two seconds before she hit the ground. Lol is this even a real movie from like ancient times ?
Was this a high school production?
Like- what was he expecting to find?
He runs like Ed Grimley.