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My wife took this photo at her Mom’s wedding party. Is there a universal female waiting pose or something?
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My wife took this photo at her Mom’s wedding party. Is there a universal female waiting pose or something?
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Hips make perfect hand rests.
It’s the “Power Pose”
Yes. It’s time for the truth to come out. We, women, like to mimic the teapot’s handle. But we do it on either side of our bodies to confuse the opponent because teapots with two handles don’t exist! We anticipate the opponent to follow this exact logic upon seeing “the waiting teapot” pose. “Where would the spout go if there are two handles?” And while the confused opponent mulls over the options of a weird tea dispencing mechanism, WE STRIKE!
Why the teapot, you ask? This stealthy distraction technique was developed in the 13th century by counntess Nezenbaum, who dearly loved 3 things in her life: tea, power, and counting to three.
Welp, I don’t know if you’re aware, but women’s pants almost never have pockets.
Their emotes were on cooldown and this was the only one they had
I just burst out laughing knowing this is so true. I acknowledge that I totally stand like this almost all the time
Well we don’t have pockets.
Yeaaahhh I do that too. Lol
arms akimbo
Think it’s called “I don’t want to be here doing this shit can we instead let me make the agenda” pose
My back hurts pose
I bet if you’re super sweet to your wife, she might tell you the secret handshake that comes along with it.
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Every middle aged dad also stands like this.
For me, ever since i started working out, i have slimmer waist. So if i wear t shirt, it doesn’t really show. But if i rest my hands on my waist, it makes my waist looks slimmer and it lowkey makes me happy cause i know i worked so hard for it
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Haha! Even the little girl lol 😆
It’s because our pants have no pockets.
Yoga’s classic Matriarch Pose, also known as The Eternal Wait.
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It’s women’s subtle way of airing out our armpits when when we are hot and sweaty. The pose maximizes airflow and captures the breeze in both pits simultaneously.
huge tracts of land while on, what looks to be, a very nice piece of land.
Thats the one we chose at the last meeting
I think “what do I do with my hands?” Is a pretty universal experience.
I have a bad hip and I stand with one hand kind of offsetting the nerve pain. I noticed recently that both of my kids do it too when they are just standing and waiting lol a lot of just human learned behavior
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Lol, I do this!
Women’s hips are usually a little broader than their waists so it’s a more convenient place for them to rest hands than it is for men
nah it’s just one of the five default poses that everyone picks at least one of
Enhance, Enhance…
milf in dark jeans is fine AF
Yeah and hurry up and throw your bags already. We have things to do.
It’s hot- they are airing out their pits. Trying to avoid sweat marks and BO
Congratulations, you turned this into a post about those giant boobies on the blonde girl
Hands on the hips help support the back, as well as allowing your chest to open up more for easier breathing. I also find it helps take the stress off my shoulders from my titties, but that’s just a personal thing.
Yeah. It’s called “my back is aching and my bra is too tight” 😭
I’ve tried to tell my husband a billion times that hands on hips and crossing arms at the chest (the under-boob style) isn’t defensive, its just damn comfortable. You try to have these blobs of tissue, fat, and muscle things on your chest all the time and tell me how you’re going to pose!
Uncomfortable/poor fitting bras can make your back hurt between your shoulder blades and so putting your hands there will lift your shoulders and ease the ache a bit
Those are some tig ole bitties.
Yes, but some of us have added in the “Old Man hands behind the back” into rotation after being told we look “bossy”
Remember how women’s pants hve no pockets or tiny pockets? This is the result.
It’s learned behavior. People tend to subconsciously adopt mannerisms from those around them. Many of the women in my mom’s side of the family stand with their arms crossed in the distinctive way my grandmother used to.
I read somewhere before that this happens because women are used to not having pockets in their clothes to put their hands into
Yes, it’s in the handbook.
Boobs lead to back pain. Bracing the hips takes off some of the weight. Now you know.
It’s because they don’t have pockets.
The hands on the hips helps with lower back pain at least for me
Well we don’t have pockets that fit our hands, so yes it is
When we lay our arms to the side it forces your back to curve forward and hurts after a while because the weight of boobs. And also if you just lay your arms to the side the hips get in the way and the arms get uncomfortable after a while. Hands on hips is the perfect resting pose