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I’ve never thought about that but that is a really good question
Women don’t produce semen & a bunch of gay undead dudes blowing each other is bad P. R…
Erm, eat pussy on a monthly basis.
Though the video may seem initially funny, upon reflection, one realizes that technically it doesn’t have more life in it, maybe the potential for it, but not ackchyually. Plus you can get far more protein and nutrients, etc. from the large amount of blood in a person, I mean, we’re talking five quarts of blood in the average person. Five quarts! Plus, vampires have already thought of this centuries ago and tried it. The experiment was a failure, so they went back to blood. Far easier to obtain too. Anyone who has researched Vampire history knows this. Mosquitos and Oxpeckers also have adapted this model.
Yes and we should all stop eating vegetables and go chomp on pollen.
Well, I’d have lost that “Don’t laugh” competition.
Then it’s be a succubus, not a vampire…
Because of their teeth, I guess.
Well, then they wouldn’t need the scary teeth.
First of all, it depends on the rules the vamps follow. In many cases, the magics that keep them kicking won’t accept semen as a viable substitute, probably to require the vampire to do an immoral act to stave off death.
Second of all, I think I’ve read that porn story somewhere.
*Laughs in Astarian*
He’s describing a siren.
More volume
I’m sure there’s a hentai for that
Wait, they don’t?!
Am I the only one that thought, “simple – vampires are sustained by blood, not semen.”?
I can’t be the only one.
All I know is witches are vamp seed stealers
Thats called a succubus
Or breast milk, that’s just blood.
What’s the song playing?
That is a great idea for a porn
How you know they don’t?
I read Dracula way back, I don’t remember that being mentioned.
Geh
Because maybe they drink blood to supplement the Vitamin D they can’t get from sunlight?
They do in twilight…
Maybe Im just not well versed in vampire lore…
But he’s right isn’t he?
This isn’t a funny video. It’s not even a funny joke. It’s perhaps a shower thought at best – one that I’d quickly downvote.