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The sketchy massage parlor in my neighborhood just got a big delivery.
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The sketchy massage parlor in my neighborhood just got a big delivery.
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And corn oil AND cucumbers? Fucking hell mate drop the addy!
Eggs and oil? Is this where they reload chickens?
Where can I sign up to get rubbed down with corn oil and cry about my childhood trauma?
That gross.
Where?
Get that money!
Not a Canadian rub-n-tug. Can’t get kleenex anymore there.
Not to kink-shame, but spring mix?
note to self: try corn oil
A legit massage therapist would be using a neutral oil like linseed, or grapeseed oil…not corn.
Kleenex? Thats a fancy joint.
The Patriots are 0-2; Robert Kraft needs another release.
Looks like they take really good care of their customers.
Lather me in Mazola
That’s disgusting. Where is this place so i and my friends can make sure to NOT go there!
“Are those happy tissues, or sad tissues…?”
I demand olive oil for a good jerk *oops I mean a good massage. At least they used Kleenex and not toilet papers like my last massage place.
All jokes aside, many are fronts for human trafficking or at least illegal cross border work. This could be food for the 10 women inside who are forced to live/work there. I don’t know why you would use corn oil for *that* over using it for cooking.
Restocking the Lube Goldberg Machine.
Looks like a lot of happy endings right there 😂👍🏼😂
Get a message and smell like French fries all day? Classy.
*Mazo-o-la corn go-odness*
That door lock has been jacked more times than a, well……
Whats the address to this establishment.
For research purposes.
That for me…its a staycation! with a little mas…….
Happy Endings R US
Oil, cucumbers and tissues oh my!
Cum cleanup up in aisle 5
For wiping up excessive.. lotion
Regular massage places also use these, fyi.
Look it up on RubMaps. That will tell you if it’s a RnT.
*DeShaun Watson wants to know your location*
Damn they even got mouthwash
Most costco shoppers with a businesses account buy personal items not for their business so they don’t have to pay tax for it.
Men are allowed to cry. Those are for tears.
Cucumber water for customers only!
I mean, they very clearly care about keeping everything well-lubricated and clean, so maybe not so sketchy? lol
#whereisit
The mouthwash did it for me
They must have a spooky ghost problem.
Well they need them for the customers that pay a bit extra
That’s disgusting. What kind of a massage parlor would need that much of those supplies. I mean where would it be. Like. Which one is it. And, I mean, where would that be?
I’m not gonna lie I’d be pissed if I found out my massage parlor was rubbing me down with Mazola
That’s a loud ass oil for lube
Oh my God, that’s disgusting! Where?
That’s horrible…where is this?
There was a Thai massage place next to my work that got shut down for selling sex services. A husband and his wife took it over and reopened another Thai massage there. The husband stopped by once to tell us how funny/ridiculous/dumb that was of the previous renters. They also got shut down for selling sex services last month.
Story time!
We had this ‘massage’ parlor beside the Pasquales I worked at in 2000. My and my early 20’s friends would just sit in the empty restaurant and watch the coming and goings from next door. Phillipine women from all age ranges worked there but never seemed to leave. Men, mostly middle age wearing suits seemed to be the only customers.
One day the parking lot flooded with sewage. The parking lot was literally covered in brown water and used condoms. Thousands and thousands of used condoms, tampons and pads and other assorted items just floating through the parking lot in a sea of shitty water.
We didn’t have to debate if they were a legit ‘full service’ place after the condom debacle.
A week later they got busted while I was on shift. Around 16 young women were led out in tears wearing only white slips and loaded into a bus and one elderly lady was led out in cuffs and put in a cop car.
The place never reopened.
There’s crest mouthwash in there if you look closely
runny noses.
Is it weird they’re using corn oil?