About 12 years ago I worked at McDonald’s, one of the old guys dipped tobacco while making orders, if someone’s order was “complicated” he had figured out a way to shoot a bit of dipspit right onto the burger, without moving his head. Then he’d hide it with condiments.
Went there about 5 years ago, and was surprised to find out he was the store manager. I turned around and walked out.
Soylent Green is people
Are you fucking kidding me!?! You have Dr Pepper at Macca’s over there?
Damn.. we are missing out in Australia.
Nothing gets wasted
The all new McSoylent.
in related news, McDonald’s is ALWAYS hiring.
That has too be a hard job…. Trying to nut to the people walking into McDonald’s
Kinda chunky, definitely salty
Just ask for all-beef Patty.
Honestly not sure why restaurants use “special sauce” in advertisements anymore. Most people’s minds are permanently in the gutter these days
I hope they like the special sauce Rick. I know I do, you can ask Sheila.
It’s why they’re always hiring
Its either jizz or people.
Im lovin it.
Cream of sum yung guy
Probably in the mayonnaise
The company I work for has their slogan *We run on people* on T-shirts.
That those signs aren’t adjacent like they’re supposed to be bothered me.
Sounds tangy.
I’ve had it. It’s warm and creamy.
Secrets in the sauce!
Soylent Green began as Special Sauce.
Dan always adds his special sauce to my burger orders.
Sauce either from the chest or bottom.
[“Me and Pooky added a secret ingredient to the sauce”](https://youtu.be/tSWnmOvgyKc&t=1m55s)
Former crew or current?
About 12 years ago I worked at McDonald’s, one of the old guys dipped tobacco while making orders, if someone’s order was “complicated” he had figured out a way to shoot a bit of dipspit right onto the burger, without moving his head. Then he’d hide it with condiments.
Went there about 5 years ago, and was surprised to find out he was the store manager. I turned around and walked out.
Boogers and cum people… boogers and cum. The yelpers special 😉
So I guess it’s no longer the sauce that’s called cream of some young guy but the cream of many young guys.
Some soup kitchen broth
That didn’t work out well for this Carl’s Jr.
[https://tribunenewsnow.com/carls-jr-shift-manager-is-arrested-for-sexual-conduct-with-underage-worker/](https://tribunenewsnow.com/carls-jr-shift-manager-is-arrested-for-sexual-conduct-with-underage-worker/)
They look WAY too happy in the bottom picture
I’m concerned about the crew.
“Why should we hire you?”
“I’m good at making the special sauce”
Now I’m really worried about the mayonnaise.
Davo hasnt showed up for his shifts for weeks now……