[ad_1]
im never using public toilets again (Starfield)
[ad_2]
View Reddit by Necrotiix_ – View Source
[ad_1]
im never using public toilets again (Starfield)
[ad_2]
View Reddit by Necrotiix_ – View Source
That’s shitting your whole ass upwards?!
When the toilet doesn’t suck
Just your average fastfood place.
I once took a shit in this stall
So big and so firm, it was tall
That shit did not bend, no, that shit stood on end
Until it fell and it scraped my left ball
“Did you ever have to sneeze while you’re taking a piss? It’s frightening, isn’t it? It’s frightening ’cause actually, you can’t do it. It’s physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won’t let it happen. Your brain says ‘STOP PISSING! WE’RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!’ ‘Cause your brain knows you might blow your asshole out. And wind up having to repaint the entire apartment.”
-George Carlin
Can’t escape this shit. Not even in a videogame.
Space Taco Bell
artificial gravity stopped working at a shitty time
Don’t lie you’re the one responsible for that.
Talk about explosive decompression.
bro must’ve grav jumped to the next solar system
Looks like the head on a US Navy ship, classic back shitter
Some games just take that extra step for realism
Too many terra brews before work
Damn, that must have been one spicy vindaloo…
taco bell aftermath
Finally, a game that really knows how to take care of your virtual bowls!
Where is this………… explosion…….. located?
Looks like the toilet I had to use yesterday.
Sometimes there’s shit on the outside or the torlet.
after spicy food…
To get this sort of a mark on the wall you need to take a shit on all fours with your butt perked up.
Me after Taco Bell
“E” to drink
The Captain made an intergalactic jump without warning the rest of the crew first…
As long as you don’t lean back it’s fine