I have envied no job more deeply than that of Satan. Being able to give the justified eternal punishment that sooooo many people deserve would be a fate I can get behind. Perhaps Lucifer’s “punishment” was a gift from god. “You hate humans and free will so much, you get to decide how to eternally torture the souls that deserve it.”
20% of your soul is customary.
Hmmm this is good negotiating knowledge for us atheists if things go tits up.
Fake.
Self sacrifice: He will get everything for free.
I have envied no job more deeply than that of Satan. Being able to give the justified eternal punishment that sooooo many people deserve would be a fate I can get behind. Perhaps Lucifer’s “punishment” was a gift from god. “You hate humans and free will so much, you get to decide how to eternally torture the souls that deserve it.”
Yes pls.
This sum type of shit I would do
I lost my soul a couple of years ago, what do I do now?
Is that Jim Halpert?
Dunno the self-promotion rules, but if you like this short, I’m on YT with the same username.
10,000,000 cash 💵 and he can have this useless thing
Trying our best