Some time ago I found myself on public transport with a particularly whingey child who I suspect was coming down from a lot of sugar. Her mother looked exhausted while also cradling an infant whose wet cough would make hyperchondriacs jealous. I decided to give the whingey child a life lesson: that public transport is full of arseholes. I taught her this by being an arsehole.
I gave this child a piercing glare Miss Trunchbull would envy. I had prepared to tell her about the fictional wooden spoon I recently purchased but unfortunately my piercing glare was too effective and she shut the fuck up.
I used to be fat, until when at 17 my 3 year old sister saw me shirtless and said with surprise “you have titties like mommy”, I owe my now healthy body to that comment.
Edit: yes I’m a dude, and I’m now fit thanks to her comment.
Some time ago I found myself on public transport with a particularly whingey child who I suspect was coming down from a lot of sugar. Her mother looked exhausted while also cradling an infant whose wet cough would make hyperchondriacs jealous. I decided to give the whingey child a life lesson: that public transport is full of arseholes. I taught her this by being an arsehole.
I gave this child a piercing glare Miss Trunchbull would envy. I had prepared to tell her about the fictional wooden spoon I recently purchased but unfortunately my piercing glare was too effective and she shut the fuck up.
Love this, but I really love your troll song!!
Not that funny. Women resorting to sexual jokes because they can’t think of anything actually funny, is getting old.
Even your spouse isn’t honest in the way a kid can be…they cut in such wild ways, it’s a skill we all lose when we start trying to be nice to people.
I have 2 girls and they will roast my wife and I.
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I think you posted this in the wrong subreddit…
I just followed your TikTok.
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I used to be fat, until when at 17 my 3 year old sister saw me shirtless and said with surprise “you have titties like mommy”, I owe my now healthy body to that comment.
Edit: yes I’m a dude, and I’m now fit thanks to her comment.
Hey reddit!
Someone knows the name of that lady? I really enjoy her. She had a gag where she skapped the delivery boy on his dick trying to hit a moskito, too.