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My fortune from the Chinese buffet got cut off, so this is all it said
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My fortune from the Chinese buffet got cut off, so this is all it said
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The top half: “Today, make sure you don’t, under any circumstances…”
My wife got a fortune cookie at Hunans without a fortune in it. The owner happened to walk by and she told him her cookie was empty. Without breaking stride he said, ” No fortune, good fortune.” We still laugh about it.
At a Chinese restaurant somewhere else in the country, someone just got: “For the love of God, don’t…”
99% of kids need this. I’m sitting outside typing this. Love it outside, sunshine and exercise treats a lot of illnesses too!
…in bed.
Pretty good advice honestly.
I got a fortune cookie one time that was messed up as well. It said, “[Fortune Not Found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?](https://imgur.com/5TXnh8c)” I posted it to Facebook and a buddy of mine replied, “That’s exactly what was going through your parents mind when they found out your mom was pregnant with you… “Abort, retry, ignore…””
What are you waiting for? Go outdoors!
Not often a cookie tells you to touch grass
get out.
“Touch grass”
Better than opening and finding none. My son exclaimed, “I have no future” 😂
That wouldn’t be a good fortune if you are on the east coast where all the smoke is. Currently, the worst air quality in the world. Beats China and India.
haha a fortune cookie that got you thinking whether you have to go out or not. just stay indoors, it’s safer that way lol
Be sure to drink your…..
Still sound sdvice if you ask me.
Touch grass
I’d do what it says.
I heart boobs
“Touch grass”
Less is more
Gamer fortune cookie
I mean, you did go outside didn’t you? The one time one of those are actually true
The top half contains the greatest cliffhanger of all time.
the outside is toxic right now. i think I’ll pass
If you live in the US eastern corridor today. How about no.
Your fortune cookie is trying to kill you if you are in the East coast near the forestfire smoke!
Wait that’s actually kind of hilarious lol
I think it’s calling you fat
Well it’s not wrong
My favorite fortune was out of a bazooka Joe way back in the day. I had two in a row that said: “you will have deja vu”.
Follow it
Did you know that there are places online that make fortune cookies say anything you want? Maybe, “Will you marry me?”
Hopefully you don’t live in NYC.
Fortune cooking telling OP to touch grass
I think they’re just telling you to leave.
That’s all it needs to say.
I’m a trucker and I had one that said “your place in life is in the driving seat” ! ?
Well it’s predicting your future. You will go outside as it has been written.