Tuesday, February 25All That Matters

What Investor Meetings Are Like (PARODY)

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  • This is exactly how shareholder votes go. I got an electronic ballot for my Walmart stock (gift from a relative) and it went almost exactly like this:

    The Board recommends voting Yes to elect the following Board members (all the incumbents, if there were challengers, they were not listed).

    The Board recommends you vote No on the following initiatives (an initiative for workplace safety, and an initiative to report on vulnerability to communist China).

    The Board recommends you vote Yes on the following initiatives (increase in compensation for executives).

    It’s insane how accurate this video is and it is likely that way in every major corporation.

    Edit: I voted against the recommendations on every issue, though I’m sure I had as much effect on that vote as I do when I vote for the fucking President, maybe even less.

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