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Brought the kids to the pet store and had to explain this…
Brought the kids to the pet store and had to explain this…
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Brought the kids to the pet store and had to explain this…
Brought the kids to the pet store and had to explain this…
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They are just restocking inventory
What did you have to explain, that your a perv and like filming turtles fucking
Guess you told her that turtles aren’t good at leap frog eh?
Well you see son, that turtle is going what we call “Balls Deep” up in that other turtle.
It was a three second conversation for me: “What are they doing, Daddy?”
“They’re making more turtles.”
“Oh.”
Sounds like you know what turtle to buy as an investment to me!
Turtle Sumo wrestling 😂
They’re fighting. They’re training to be ninjas.
When two old people love each other very much…
I’m loving the privacy screen.
These turtles are brilliant.
Why do turtles and humans have the same look on their faces during sex?
What is Raphael doing to Michelangelo Papa?
Why no sound? They sound hilarious when at it.
Her neck, her back, and then he gives that shell a smack…
You and me baby ain’t nothing but…….. Reptiles…..
Step-turtle was stuck.
Lol, I have photos somewhere from a zoo trip from my childhood involving giant tortoises doing the exact same thing.
Kowabunga dude 🤙
I never understood statements like this. Why is this hard to explain? If your kids are 8+ just say they are having sex, if they are younger just say that’s how turtles make babies. Why is that hard? It’s not going to embarrass anyone, it’s no big deal.
One time when I was about 12 I found a turtle mostly on top of another turtle near my house. My first thought wasn’t this, but that one of the turtles was being mean to the other turtle and so I picked it up off the one on bottom. I heard a rather loud pop and immediately realized I done goofed. I’ll never forget the sound, or that feeling of embarrassment and guilt. Poor turtle. That sounded so painful.
“Dad are you shooting turtle porn…again?” “No… I was… errr… David Attenborough…”
“MIKE….THEY FUCK JUST LIKE US!”
you can use the word “mating” or “breeding”, and no one bats an eye.
Son,
That’s Mitch McConnell making baby turtles 🐢