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What a difference 120 years can make, from innocence to why you’re laughing now
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Good one. I lapped it up
The joke is so ahead of it’s time that we just got it now
Modern-day strangeness of the title aside, *Drummer Dick’s Discharge* is actually a really moving story.
See, Dick was smaller than his friends, but he still wanted to join up. He was told that if he could handle some drumsticks, he might be able to find a place for himself. There was one caveat: If he ever so much as glanced at a rifle, he’d be flogged and discharged.
Needless to say, Dick agreed to these terms and seized the opportunity. From day one, there were always sticks in his hands. He learned to polish them, twirl them, and squeeze them in *just* the right way, which left all of the other soldiers feeling impressed and satisfied.
One fateful evening, though, Dick caught an enemy platoon attempting to penetrate the camp from the back. He knew that he needed to mount a defense, but he also knew that a discharge would be inevitable if he did. Throwing caution to the wind, Dick stood tall, readied his load, then thrust himself on the invaders, filling them with shot after shot. By the time that his fellow soldiers had sprung to attention, Dick had seen to it that only moans and a hot, oozing mess remained.
As he knew that he would be, Dick was discharged… but was also asked to join again after his refractory period.
Everyone had learned that even a small Dick can fire a powerful shot.
“It increases the chances of conception.” – Maude Lebowski
I bet his ejaculations were described in great detail.
That did not age well.
Lol
I’ve got this on vhs
Innocence?
Lol language just evolved.
People in the past did/said just as much freaky shit as people today.
The book looks a bit thick, though. And clearly the pages are cut. So, I think drummer Dick has seen some action, probably trench warfare.
She knew what she was writing
Shot of penicillin will take care of that.
He beat that discharge out
Are the pages stuck together?
That Dick should could beat it like no other.
Just so we’re clear, a deposit is a load, right?
Someone ought to send Drummer Dick some penicillin.
I read this book every night
“- the unauthorized biography of Motley Crew’s Tommy Lee”
My doctor called it gonorrhea, but I guess the title is a bit more classy.
Is this the next episode of that show about Tommy Lee?
Is schmegma still a word?
Errata. It should be Drummer’s Dick Discharge.
In all fairness, this story was set before Penicillin was invented.
Hey, ya drum on it long enough…
I immediately thought of that black and white clip at the beginning of John Oliver’s Sex Work segment during yesterday’s Last Week Tonight (in the first 30 seconds of the clip)
https://youtu.be/-gd8yUptg0Q