April 29, 2023 by UndeadSeeker359 [ad_1] I think he likes fig newtons [ad_2] View Reddit by UndeadSeeker359 – View Source
Lol I like his little “shitbox” emblem there I feel like making one now April 29, 2023 at 12:52 pm Reply
This sticker is inconvenient and dangerous, but boy do I love fig newtons.- Ricky Bobby April 29, 2023 at 1:10 pm Reply
Seriously though, does anyone actually like the fig ones? The strawberry newtons are good but fig? April 29, 2023 at 1:12 pm Reply
Did you know that if you quietly whisper “I want a fig newton” it looks like you’re saying “I want to fuck you”? April 29, 2023 at 2:13 pm Reply
In the 80s my parents took us to the Fig Newton factory for a tour and we got as many as we could eat. I haven’t touched one since. April 29, 2023 at 7:54 pm Reply
There are so many better snack foods than Fig Newtons. Pretty much all of them. April 30, 2023 at 3:48 am Reply
I wonder if he was on the way to get more FNs when the photo was taken. April 30, 2023 at 4:50 am Reply
They’re not cookies. They’re fruit and cake.
He does not like fig newtons, he loves them. Loves them strong.
I think that sticker comes stock on the Shitbox Edition.
Lol I like his little “shitbox” emblem there
I feel like making one now
Fig Newtons are great.
I love fucking fig newtons!
Based
This sticker is inconvenient and dangerous, but boy do I love fig newtons.- Ricky Bobby
Seriously though, does anyone actually like the fig ones? The strawberry newtons are good but fig?
God hates figs.
Nobody tell him about the wasps.
They’re called pig newtons
I did till I realized the crunchy bits are wasps*
Look closely. That’s why he’s driving a shitbox.
Did you know that if you quietly whisper “I want a fig newton” it looks like you’re saying “I want to fuck you”?
Instead of saying what the fuck…I always say, what the fig newton!
You can love fig newtons, but you can’t loooooooove fig newtons.
Put it on the windshield so we know you mean it
[The Big Fig Newton](https://youtu.be/JsjZAtHYX_c)
No, he loves it.
Don’t forget the scotch – they’re great if you dunk them.
In the 80s my parents took us to the Fig Newton factory for a tour and we got as many as we could eat. I haven’t touched one since.
Me too but they give me heartburn like i drank Drain-O
Best sex I ever had!
The fig Newton fruit is dead wasp and larvae
Me too
Better than he loves fucking fig newtons
Apple Newtons > Fig Newtons
Who doesn’t? 😂
No he FUCKING loves fig newtons there’s a difference
There are so many better snack foods than Fig Newtons. Pretty much all of them.
I wonder if he was on the way to get more FNs when the photo was taken.
That sticker is dangerous and inconvenient!