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Why he dressed like Ace Ventura?
I wonder what of security he would have on him at that event
Look at this completely normal, regular human who is definitely not a family of void spiders in a human suit.
It’s nice to be able to hate on a billionaire and not have to worry about countless Fanboys filling up your notifications and DMs that you’re insulting their Messiah
Lol looks like a narc
Jeff’s starting to look like a lanky joe Rogan
Looks like a low budget Fast and Furious scene
All the money in the world and he chooses to be with that lizard person
Is that Kris Jenner? I mean, birds of a feather and all that…
CEO ENTREPENEUR
BORN IN 1964
JEFFREY
JEFFREY BEEEZOOOOS
His jeans have holes in them. Meticulously crafted by 10-yr-olds in Indonesia.

Dude is fully committed to the Lex Luthor aesthetic.
Looking like Wish Vin Diesel
He looks like an old guy who used his companies data to find out what clothes the youth were buying, only to accidentally pick out the outfit all of the moms were buying for their kids.
Dr. Evil tryin so hard
Looks like the average Coachella attendee
How do you do, fellow kids?
Ace Vendiesel
Coachella honestly always looks like a gathering of the very worst people.
His girl looks like she was made by Amazon basics.

I just Googled “mid-life crisis”, and this picture appeared.
With Kris Jenner, what a fucking pair.
*Come my lady*
*Come, come my lady*
*You’re my butterfly, sugar Bezos*
It’s so weird that the mega rich really seem to like women who get so much plastic surgery that they start getting those weird lion like facial features.
They must like women who resemble micky Rourke.
I miss the Jeff Bezos that drove that clunky Corolla long after it’s hay day and looked like an affable librarian in an oversized sweater. This guy looks like a shitty Malibu scooby doo villain
He’s wearing a [$12 shirt from Amazon.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B3VZRRDJ?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_147EKGA3GRQE7HHQQ94D)
And who’s that over his shoulder?.. The devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder 💁