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How do get a job
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Employee of the month
This is from the movie “The Onion Movie”
Edit: I didn’t think this post would blow up! Also thanks for the gold 😊
As Gen Z struggles to find work, this will become a very real nightmare.
I was very close to doing something like this last time I was unemployed.
OK now THAT was funny!
Imagine getting 2% interest on a money market account. The banks are an all Armed Robber staff now.
😂😂😂😂where is this from lmaaoo
Who’re do? Say that three time it sounds like a different language
Is that Steven Williams as the gunman??
That’s very, very funny.
Come on, Warren! Empire Records anyone?!
Does anyone recall a standup bit about a guy “running a scheme” to get money, but the scheme he describes is just like working a regular job, saving money and getting promoted?
The “Armed Gunman” nameplate was a nice touch
Good actor.
Wholesome
Why is it marked nsfw ?
OOoow, i get it, nevermind.
I’m gonna go try this real quick
I’m glad to see Kanye is trying to better himself and his situation
I love how his name tag says “armed gunman” this is amazing
Lmao. It’s almost like having Samuel L Jackson wait on you. I love it.
I think we’ve all I wanted to hit one of our co-workers in the face
Customer fucking service, can I help you?
Employee of the Mutherfuckin Month – “Armed Gunman”
This will always be one of the best sketches out there
This guy has the best interview I’ve ever seen. He’s perfect. Banks are just criminals robbing people. He showed a lot of initiative and that he’s prepared for the role. Hire this man immediately.
Getting a job is easy. Getting a job that pays a living wage, that’s the hard part.
Why dont you get a job like the rest of us lmao
That was funny as a motherfucker!
I’m a bank manager. I would hire that guy ASAP. LMAO!!
My homie just got terminated from work over some racist as shit. Sending this to him now
So I tried and just like that I don’t have to work no more
How have I never seen this.
One of our most successful sales execs got a job by basically just barging in and demanding it… Dude had been working as a waiter at TGI Fridays and is now making like 15-20x what he made there just 3 years later… Just randomly walked into the office, came to the sales wing, and was like “hey, who’s the top of the totem pole?” We asked who he was and he just said he wanted to talk to the guy about a job. We said the sales manager was out of office in a meeting. He said he’d wait… 20 minutes later someone was like “who wants to go get lunch” and the guy was like “oh, where we going?” and just piled in the car with us. Halfway there he tapped me on the shoulder and said let’s play rock paper scissors to see who pays. I won and he was like “oh damn, I really hoped I would win. I have zero money. You pay this time and I’ll get you back once I start getting paychecks”. So I buy the guys lunch… When we get back the sales manager still isn’t there but the VP of sales is, and the dude is like “hey boss, the boys here will vouch for me, can I have 20 minutes of your time?”. Then 20 minutes later walks out of the office with a start date as a business development rep. He killed it, and was a sales exec a year later. We still play rock paper scissors to see who pays for lunch, but he magically forgets that he doesn’t have his wallet until after hes lost half the time.
This guy is solid, but nothing on Felcher and Son’s TTT pain train, aka, Terrible Terry Tate the office linebacker
This is gold 🤣
The Onion Movie, right? Armed Gunman was my favorite skit from that! XD
You sicken me 🤣🤣🤣
How do
The skit that keeps on giving.
At this point, people are gonna be doin that to *actually* get a job. Lots of corps puttin up fake jobs with ridiculous and outlandish requirements and responsibilities for minimum wage. WTF.
This is way funnier than I thought it would be lmao
Delivery really makes a big difference on telling/acting out a joke.