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Trying to have my morning wank and this creeper wouldn’t stop staring at me.
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Trying to have my morning wank and this creeper wouldn’t stop staring at me.
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It does not look happy at what it sees
You gotta stare him dead in the eye while you do it to assert dominance
He seems to be squinting..
He knows you’re a wanker now. How can you look him in the eye?
That’s the prostate health moose. It travels around to ensure every man maintains a prostate-healthy lifestyle.
Be careful! This is how moose-fetishes develop.
The moose might be thinking the same thing!
Look at him just standing there. Slowly judging you…
So did lock eyes with it and just keep going?
Think that’s a she. Maybe she’s impressed.
>*”Is that tootsie roll causing you problems, sir?”*
I’m sure this is someone’s fetish.
Go away I’m batin!
Although the moose is obviously not horny.
we had a moose here in anchorage do the same thing last week.
*wanks harder*
Lucky you, I transitioned long ago to the “middle of the night to try and get some sleep” wanks.
That’s a challenging wank.
„Need a hoof?“
Dude I would be shit scared cause it could run through the window on a whim
Edit: I’m an idiot. I thought the window was bigger like from floor to ceiling but it literally is a typical window
There’s a moose, loose, about this hoose
Where do you live where you use the word ‘wank’ and there’s moose?
“These bald monkeys get to laze around playing with their genitals all day, yet despite me being the “king of the forrest” i have to fight for my very existance”
Stop moosterbating
“If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you’re just the guy who got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys who caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation.”
– Tony Robbins
Well, why did you build your house in his backyard?
It’s bc all moose love baby carrots