Miss those Howard Johnson honeymoon suites. Loved those concrete bunkers. You could have some loud monkey sex without waking up the entire motor lodge.
i remodeled a house in Vail, CO, that was clearly a Swingers’ Den. it had an indoor pool with in-pool lounging seating, a shower with 6heads but they all faced in to a circle with no dividers, and a changing room of 360° mirror.
a nice family with young children bought it and had us remove everything.
That glass reminds me of some damn near unbreakable cups we had when I was a kid in the 90s. They were likely from the 60s or 70s and passed down a few times. They looked like glass but were just really really sturdy plastic. I always felt special getting one of them instead of my cartoon character themed cups because it was like, “Oh, I get to be FANCY today!” There was even a super outdated restaurant we went too once that had almost the same cups which just made them seem even more legit.
It also makes me want grape Kool Aid really bad. It wasn’t even good but I’m having nostalgia for crisp, cold KoolAid(or knock off brand, probably) in my childhood fancy cup on a hot summer day.
BABA BOOEY
Dude is about to turn that pineapple upside down
It’s a three cheese orgy
Looks like a gouda time
He 100% paid for them. The one on the phone is trying to find out if she can get out of her contract.
He found two who are down to clown, and one of them is calling a friend to join. I think he won the 70s.
Stepmom and aunt are first to arrive at the party.
That’s a lot of cheese, and not many crackers.
This is a vintage ad for a hotel
Where’s that other ABBA guy?
Afternoon delight!
This is disgusting. That’s WAY too much cheese for 3 people.
This guy’s definitely wearing Sex Panther.
The cheese to cracker ratio is giving me hostess anxiety.
Who wants a moustache ride?
Old school charcuterie was very deconstructed.
Pineapple’s in for a rough night.
Where’s the bowl and keys?!
Yes hello this is room 102… Could you send up just a few dozen crackers and about 30 pounds of cheese please?
Hey. Some of us wuz listening to Steely Dan and reading “Mad Magazine.” I know. I can remember.
I can smell the Hai Karate from here.
Miss those Howard Johnson honeymoon suites. Loved those concrete bunkers. You could have some loud monkey sex without waking up the entire motor lodge.
I feel like the chick in the back is gleefully ordering lube from room service.
*”Hello, this is room 6969. We’d like some Astroglide and some of that Kentucky Jelly.”*
*”Right away, ma’am. Anything else?”*
*”Does your dry cleaning service have one hour martinizing?”*
Please pass the cheese and cocaine.
Sign out front:
*Hilton Hotels wold like to welcome the International Society of Polyester Merchants!*
Dudes mustache is gonna get worn out. From all the rides.
i remodeled a house in Vail, CO, that was clearly a Swingers’ Den. it had an indoor pool with in-pool lounging seating, a shower with 6heads but they all faced in to a circle with no dividers, and a changing room of 360° mirror.
a nice family with young children bought it and had us remove everything.
so sad
Getting to the point where I see pics like these and get upset. These assholes had glaciers and livable wages.
THAT BETTER NOT BE LONG DISTANCE, BARBARA
James Franco in the 70’s
“Steve? I’m across the street, I’m about to fuck Doug and Alice. Dinner is on the stove!.”
That glass reminds me of some damn near unbreakable cups we had when I was a kid in the 90s. They were likely from the 60s or 70s and passed down a few times. They looked like glass but were just really really sturdy plastic. I always felt special getting one of them instead of my cartoon character themed cups because it was like, “Oh, I get to be FANCY today!” There was even a super outdated restaurant we went too once that had almost the same cups which just made them seem even more legit.
It also makes me want grape Kool Aid really bad. It wasn’t even good but I’m having nostalgia for crisp, cold KoolAid(or knock off brand, probably) in my childhood fancy cup on a hot summer day.
Pre-gaming before they head down to the hotel lounge for the Midwest Waterbed Sales convention mixer.
Ba-Ba Booey!
Is that Jan Levinson -Gould?
The craziest thing is that everyone in that photo is like 22 years old
That dude is 20 and 48 at the same time